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    oh buzz off saffran, youre out of your league...

    oh buzz off saffran, youre out of your league here lady :cool: Look! This thread, as the title suggests is a competition between big paws and I. :D I was winning til...
  2. Thread: Murder ???????

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    pawed to death

    LOL alechoran :)

    Obviously it was big paws, he is, after all the most sinister of all on this forum, if not the looniverse. ;) and hes BIG

    In fact, the paws and diver of them were seen...
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    there you go :D

    there you go :D
  4. Thread: Quarterpounder

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    Dont forget your place!

    Would you please address me as BOSS!:D whos nedrix? Does he rabbit on like stevie hawking? ciao lizzy babe xxx
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    its getting scary!

    Look what you,ve all done, you swine! You,ve got him really really ANGRY. :D

    ciao

    liz

    xxx
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    what a luverly sermon

    dont give up your day job qph. :D

    heres a luverly photo of yourself :p

    ciao
    liz
    xxx
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    You dunce! i,ll rephase it

    you can take the man out of cork, but you cant take the cork out of the mans ARSE :D ciao Liz xxx
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    qph and his essays!

    you can take the man out of cork, but you cant take the cork out of the man. :D
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    Not for £1000,000!

    excuse me roryman! just because starbucks is your half brother AND your uncle :eek::D it doesn,t mean you can encourage his inbred pig ignorance :D i,m sure starbuck will find 5 or 6 local girls...
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    im not afraid of your curses

    blackie, why dont you go marry one of your other sisters as well. That way you,ll be able to hack lumps outta HER inlaws :D

    and it,ll be that bit more special than usual when youre shagging...
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    Hacksaw will bareknuckle fight starbuck for ME

    Why thank you Carlos, for putting this impertinert itinerant in his place. Flogins too good for the pikey ponger. If he comes around again we,ll pour his pot of tarmac paint over his head, :D that,ll...
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    liz in dublin 7th to 11th

    I might just be coming to dublin in the near future.

    Who knows?


    liz-vip-elite-london-escort

    Kisses and looking forward to seeing you all soon xxx Liz
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    the other side of epsolon

    great to see youre a little bit happy today epsalon.

    yes, nice to see your better half coming out :D :D :D
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    Because you all love me

    Now Now mr big paws, the boys will never be able to leave me alone, i,m just toooooo irrisestible :p :D ...
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    youre a BIG black hole of despair

    and thank you so much for your hearty and generous welcome epsalon :(

    and thanks for sending me your photograph old boy :p
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    years of practice has made me perfect!

    well since i,m not related to you it could hardy be natural now could it? :D

    what makes you think i,m a cute little black hole in need of anything? :confused:

    ciao

    liz
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    is there a villiage missing its idiot???

    and GOODBYE to you taurus77

    you are the weakest link :p goodbye


    if anyone ever asks you are you a detective just say NO adult-move-that-assadult-move-that-ass

    why dont you go back to...
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    Good, start saving your bucks beardy

    well i hope you dont look like that sasqueche in your icon :D however if youre absolutely loaded i might give you my...
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    Liz hilton left iie because she had more class than them

    well i,ll have you all know that jake and his little gang of republican boring berks dont know how to treat a world class avante garde companion. :(:mad: ...
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    Who let the riff raff in?

    NO Actually! that must be some other nice lady who happens to have the same name, you ponce. ...
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    youre not gettin into my knickers you greasy silver tongued git

    oh yes, thats the list pig baws said he was trying to work his way through before his 60th birthday next year. :p

    (only between you and me hes got stuck at the one where i do fanny farts into...
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    carlos the necrozoophiliac

    Normal?????????

    except when it comes to the christmas turkey! how many years now have you been coming home drunk on christmas eve and given the old turkey a good fucking before it goes in the...
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    No BUTTS its gotta be butter

    well the day you suggested it and then paid me 1000e to do it while you tossed yourself off on your keyboardwas the day i took up this proffession pig baws. since then you,ve sucked off the...
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    It,ll cost you 250e an hour roryman

    No chance roryman, but you can pay to watch me snoozing as Pig Baws pulls his tiny todger raw. ciao liz xxx
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    You great big tosser

    thats a good idea pig baws, you sit around and pull hard at your tiny todger until it blisters and i,ll just watch; sort of like old times, only you have to pay me 250e an hour now. :p ...
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