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    DUP offices still not open, Adam

    DUP offices still not open, Adam
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    OCD not a bad thing, doesn't matter if Michelle...

    OCD not a bad thing, doesn't matter if Michelle goes about her Gaff with a feather duster and Mr Sheen all day, I know she will continue it in the bedroom and will polish all knobs and leave them...
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    Top of the morning too you Chloe Problem with...

    Top of the morning too you Chloe
    Problem with you, youre too nice, too sweet , too sexy,too friendly, too loving and too damn sexy for your own good.
    You need to grab the guy by the balls, twist...
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    I think that was known as the ATKINS DIET but...

    I think that was known as the ATKINS DIET but didn't the poor bugger die of a heart attack
  5. Thread: Bald Men

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    Cherry, would I be right in thinking you got a ...

    Cherry, would I be right in thinking you got a bald pussy too
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    Good man Rock,nice to see you back so now with...

    Good man Rock,nice to see you back so now with Samlad gone, that would make Floki Our Fόhrer, would it not? :confused:.......:D
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    Santa, on his way up in the lift with his big...

    Santa, on his way up in the lift with his big full sack
    https://media.tenor.com/images/c4da07c73188cdd7d0fa79100493fd57/tenor.gif
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    with fairly strong euro at present, there are...

    with fairly strong euro at present, there are saving to be made buying in the UK even after you paid the VRT,
    May I ask what you're intending to buy?
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    our dog is fully house trained so has access to...

    our dog is fully house trained so has access to all rooms

    https://media3.giphy.com/media/Zyv5JHJPjRS12/giphy.gif
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    yes I heard that too, do you think he's stealing...

    yes I heard that too, do you think he's stealing their knicker's elastic ?
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    Bless you my son ...

    Bless you my son

    http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/ed/eddb570ee7547f40db48e46aeca83ff72d9c79c0d65063cca6c9722a36955632.jpg
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    I always dress as a priest when visiting escorts...

    I always dress as a priest when visiting escorts now so I can pretend i'm preforming an Exorcism and once in Manchester when I was shagging the Devil out of one hot crazy lady didn't 2 cops come in....
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    thats our man Richie ...

    thats our man Richie


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRgUpwNtXHQ
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    sorry but the other 6 counties were Orange

    sorry but the other 6 counties were Orange
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    please please guys, don't forget about our poor...

    please please guys, don't forget about our poor escorts in these adverse weather conditions, please check in on them to make sure they are ok.
    I checked in on one this morning and brought her a gift...
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    Hiya Sophie, you do know you won't get any...

    Hiya Sophie, you do know you won't get any brownie points for challenging Our Leader
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    I would have offered him a freebie then tortured...

    I would have offered him a freebie then tortured him. Get a loan of a friend's dungeon or hostel ;) The removal of the tongue usually will do the trick
  18. Thread: Chloe Mafia

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    she is and at the end of our life we will be...

    she is and at the end of our life we will be going to a Crematorium while she will be going to a Recycling Plant
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    There is a solution Floki No Dogs = Less...

    There is a solution Floki

    No Dogs = Less Walking


    in the meantime there is a product called ketoprofen gel and its excellent
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    Happy Christmas Floki and you deserve your...

    Happy Christmas Floki and you deserve your holiday and its long overdue as look at all the nice holidays you dished out to the members of E-I since your time here :p
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    is there One for everyone in the Audience ?

    is there One for everyone in the Audience ?
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    good to have you back as we all thought you...

    good to have you back as we all thought you finally persuaded the wife to give you OWO and that you'd be living happily ever after
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    https://theworldofm.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/gu...

    https://theworldofm.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/gunqeen.jpg
    shutit, the last one wasn't an accident you know :rolleyes:
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    Not talking about that Queen, Rachel Divine has...

    Not talking about that Queen, Rachel Divine has left the building.
    I'm on about her majesty, her royal highness. I only interested in the Crown Jewels,
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    Brilliant! you don't have The Queen's number on...

    Brilliant! you don't have The Queen's number on you by any chance Josie?
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