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    ****offensive comments removes*** --- Llamedos...

    ****offensive comments removes*** --- Llamedos ,Capt Pugwash,Father Ted, Reggie and Desperate Dan.
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    Fuck it yes the Dandy ---- should have seen that...

    Fuck it yes the Dandy ---- should have seen that one a cummin - smartarse. I read the Beano , har har.
    And fer your info --- No fukker does me from either end (yet !!)
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    Try the words "Fukin snap outa it will ya fer...

    Try the words "Fukin snap outa it will ya fer Chrisakes" ---- tends to put them into a coma (not a peacful one tho, rage I think)!
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    Heh heh heh heh nice one you pair of **** DOOZER & QP(ganging up) but believe me there aint no more a hetero than I.
    Do ya think another man...
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    Dont brag about that mate , its usually because of a "size" issue , lol.
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    Absolutely fukin spot on with that analysis there H/man.
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    Thanx King (breakdancin) Bill, feel free to join...

    Thanx King (breakdancin) Bill, feel free to join our club as I`me sure I can recognise a fellow WANKER when I see one !
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    That will only put to bed the fact have you a penis or not, but Westies inference might be that are you...
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    I know QP , but I tend to "bottle" things up !

    I know QP , but I tend to "bottle" things up !
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    As opposed to what I have --- a Whore in the...

    As opposed to what I have --- a Whore in the kitchen, she"fucks" all the dinners up the dim bitch.
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    If ye are a sexist Noah then this is for you...

    If ye are a sexist Noah then this is for you ----- Definition of a houswife ,-- "A gadget you screw on the bed.".-- heh heh !
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    I`de rather a soft n hairy one than one like my...

    I`de rather a soft n hairy one than one like my beard, but maybe shaving pussy daily is a chore to some.I love to part the bush on a hirsuite gal.
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    Dont reckon so as some turds are that size , jell...

    Dont reckon so as some turds are that size , jell the bugger up and it`ll slip in nice n cozy ----- Christ I sound gay !
    I aint fer behind ye and I find loads of accommodating escorts , its girth...
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    Good point there Noah , think you missed mine...

    Good point there Noah , think you missed mine though ?
    Did God unleash the flood because Noah was the only righteous man left who could build boats ?
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    FANS HAD NO HEART ? ------- Stick to what you...

    FANS HAD NO HEART ? ------- Stick to what you know Westie , boiling eggs and rub n tug jobs that is. Your other analysis I agree with though !
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    Jewish escorts ----

    As a spin off from "which nationality of escorts frequent Ireland the most" I did a little research and was saddened to
    see that ther is a definite lack of Jewish ladies.
    This is a shame as I am...
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    As its teatime ICANTSTOP i am gonna have just...

    As its teatime ICANTSTOP i am gonna have just that matey , if only you knew how big a fat bastard I am.heh heh heh !
    after I may treat myself to a wank likewise.
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    They already do, just look at e-i as an...

    They already do, just look at e-i as an example.Which way does the cash flow ?As long as a woman has a pussy and a man has a cock its She-rule.so long as we all dont turn queer.(Qph gonna go off on...
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    Icantstopwanking you ARE gonna have to stop...

    Icantstopwanking you ARE gonna have to stop because it is plain for all to see that you are one fucking TOSSER.- God bless u 2 !
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    ================================================================================================= HELLO BLANKMANN , HOW YA DOIN BUD ? --- dont go blowing yer cover now ! (titter)
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    Likewise as a Tottenham fanatic I wish to bring to your attention that no matter how honest a person or...
  22. Trouble is matey , time the Escort opens the door...

    Trouble is matey , time the Escort opens the door (usually scantily clad) it aint our head doing the thinking:D but you are correct of course.
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    Most unlikely Alec , as a Brit you may have survived but Adolf had a dislike for imperfection so the ethnic...
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    Remember that fellow by name of BIRD in Cumbria...

    Remember that fellow by name of BIRD in Cumbria of late ? ---- well that was just kindergarten stuff , -- two chaps not so far at hand here to start the ball rolling .
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    [QUOTE=cartman;233800]exhausted now i...

    [QUOTE=cartman;233800]exhausted now i am......come on slovenia lets send england home together....hope slovenia hammer them:ireland2 ..ps...-party in my house...
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