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    buy my fucking book and find fucking out mate...

    buy my fucking book and find fucking out mate :mad::mad::mad::mad:
  2. My dear sweet scented rose of English summer. I...

    My dear sweet scented rose of English summer. I am crest fallen to hear sad tidings have washed upon you’re shore by the eternal tides of time. I admonish myself for my selfishness in wanting……no...
  3. I have but one special K, and is but a kiss

    I cannot read you’re lips as I am blinded by your beauty but as you know my fingers are both supple and inquisitive and learn the contours of a woman with ease so I will feel you’re lips on my next...
  4. What need of food when such delicacy’s await

    You are no bit on the side my love of my loins you are the main course at a banquet fit for the kings of the desert sands.

    Come aide me to pitch my bellowing tent in these Bedouin tribal lands....
  5. A tortured soul who knows no love Must find...

    A tortured soul who knows no love
    Must find release by wearing glove :eek:
  6. Oh but that the gods be so kind as to make me you for a day

    I write what my heart begs my fingers to give expression too, what feeble extremities we are cursed by nature to take on such a task as to emote what our souls nourish and our desires consume.

    I...
  7. We are now cruelly separated by the requirements...

    We are now cruelly separated by the requirements of divergent career’s but we for a brief instant of ecstasy were as one and the same body and mind entwined in mutual dependency and need to sate...
  8. But that I meet with approval to the eye of...

    But that I meet with approval to the eye of everlasting loveliness pierces my heart with welcome joy at the momentary pain replaced by an eternity in your kind favor and good grace.

    I will neither...
  9. We meet in my dreams in every sleeping moment and...

    We meet in my dreams in every sleeping moment and daydream memory. You are a wisp in the wind of my life that blew a gale through my dust laden soul bereft so long of the breathe of you’re whispered...
  10. Put you’re soft ear up to the monitor Liz……………no...

    Put you’re soft ear up to the monitor Liz……………no my sweet closer then that I want to whisper something so no one else can hear. That’s better now close your eyes and listen carefully…

    [Pssst….I...
  11. I have had Paris every way from spit roasted to...

    I have had Paris every way from spit roasted to flambéed babes but she is a pauper’s pussy compared to you’re tight taught twat and you know I am the only man that can get you’re juices flowing all...
  12. NICK LIGHTFINGERS FUCKING COTTON!!! :mad: WHAT...

    NICK LIGHTFINGERS FUCKING COTTON!!! :mad: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY KITCHEN AFTER THE STUNT YOU PULLED WHEN YOU WERE ON YOUR UPPERS AND I GAVE YOU A JOB AS A KITCHEN PORTER WHEN LIZ ASKED ME...
  13. LIZ, WHAT DID I JUST SAY? :mad: WELL? WHAT THE...

    LIZ, WHAT DID I JUST SAY? :mad:

    WELL? WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY? :mad::mad:

    YOU

    NEVER

    EVER
  14. I’M RIGHT FUCKING HERE LIZ GIVE ME A BREAK FOR...

    I’M RIGHT FUCKING HERE LIZ GIVE ME A BREAK FOR FUCK SAKE. I’M COOKING AS FAST AS I FUCKING CAN AND IF YOU COME AT ME WITH A MEAT CLEVER ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I’LL HAVE YOU.

    LIKE I...
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