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I have spent Xmas day with an escort. She was rubbish at charades and insisted on my father letting her carve the turkey!!!

Provide this 'Service'?? :confused:

The next ice age! ;)

Congratulations Carl Frampton, Champion of the World!!!!

I got distracted half way through typing this because my mind turned to sex

I have only had this happen once but it should be treated as any cancellation of any form of meeting or appointment that may occur in daily life. An escort is paid for her time. If any unforeseen...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8C1z7OlhJJ4


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8C1z7OlhJJ4

I can't comment on this thread as I am only eight years old

It means you've just spent an hour and a half watching a romantic comedy with an escort instead of getting your end away!

Pirlo is a magician. The next time anyone thinks of claiming an English player is world class think Pirlo and don't bother

Goalkeeper.

Sorry I miss understood the question.

Actually I'd still say goalkeeper. It's the only one I'm good at!! :)

Envelopes are like gold dust these days. She's not gonna leave it lying by the bed with dirty money staining the inside of it!

Queen , 'Don't stop me now I'm having such a good time, I'm having a ball, don't stop me now!!!!!

Yeah your prob right. I haven't had a decent holiday in about tens years so I'm due :D

I'll prob just end up on a nudist beach in Longford!! I love a game of volleyball

Im thinking about where I should holiday this year as a single man and the thought entered my head about booking a holiday aimed at single people. But then it drifted further into wondering about...

5 in ten hours. No wonder I took a year off!!

Really enjoying the TV series of Fargo. Loved the film and the tv series is very similar but turned up a notch. Billy Bob is a maniac. So would you be if you lost Angelina Jolie!

Ireland's twelve points went to a bearded lady. It's no wonder we live in a circus !

Hope no one needs the fire brigade in Denmark tonight. They have all their ladders at the Eurovision!

Malta sounds like Mumford and sons. No complaints :)

Vote number 6 for Romania :)

Miracles can come true :) we are all off to Romania next year if they win tonight, we can stay with Nikole. Get ready to vote!!

Pretty soon the likes of the Sun newspaper will be giving away free sex vouchers.

I heard a rumour that along with the Luas, Dublin Bus and Ianroid Eireann it is actually cheaper for sex if you...

Rang an escort once to say I was outside front door of apartment complex. She said she would be down in five. Ten minutes later door opens and what I can only describe as a 5 foot chinese woman in...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDIpv8kaQcc&feature=related