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Memo to Self...."..never ever ever log in and post on this forum (or anywhere else for that matte ) when you have overdosed (mistakenly) your meds..".

Cringe Factor 99...!!!

I have been training her for over 12 months...and today it all paid off....she got her first cock..(what a soft mouth she has). I was so pleased for her...and for myself. Should be the first of...

It seems that this afternoon will be wet and miserable. Some nice sex..(nothing kinky), cuddles and a laugh required...maybe even a cup of tea...would brighten up my afternoon...at least 1 hr...

Back in town for a short visit...it's been a while since my last encounter...my favourite lady does not seem to be around (In Dublin)..and "the urge" is on me. A sensual vanilla encounter is...

"Send in the Clowns" ....(S Sondheim)....Frank Sinatra rendition.

Silver haired hedonist, (with prehensile tongue), seeks mature femme fatale for fun, frolics, fellatio and f*****g. Must have GSOH, tonight at 9. All replies treated in strictest confidence (:):):):).

I'm not really "in the loop" lately, so anyone I propose might be out of "the game". However, I was thinking of Lucy Chambers for the Director's slot. What do you think ?

Is this a dagger which I see before me?..I wish it was. FFS stop showing off and let's have some nominations. Bloody arts grads!!

Nominations please........rehearsals in 2 days time !!!!!!

He was...but clasped a viper to his bosom in the form of her ladyship!!!!

I should clarify...which 3 escorts would you cast ?

You are all familiar with the opening scene...."When shall we three..."etc. If EI were to produce the Scottish play, who would you nominate for the roles of the 3 Witches?......3 ONLY.
Could be very...

A question for all the guys out there... (mainly the ones who regularly read these forums but don't necessarily post or review): Could you envisage working as an Escort/sex worker ?. What would it be...

"Hey hey we're the Monkees " as the song goes. :D

I just can't resist the sensation of those silken threads as you bind me closer to your wanton form !!!!

"Oh, what a tangled web you weave "..

Are there any clever dogs logged in ??

That's better....and the suggestion is on the obverse side I suppose !!

Only 60 litre per shower ?? dirty ba...rds. please use a PLAIN envelope for your reply

If things don't change...they'll stay the same. Bored absolutely senseless at the moment... Ideas/suggestions on the back of an envelope please .

I'm anxious to conduct a poll (Clients-Escorts) et al on Threads. Where would we be without them.? Milliners, Seamstresses, Tailors, Saddlers, Cobblers, Sailmakers are powerless without them. ...

I look in the mirror...then everything is ok !!

So, "let's put his in context"....do you have sex with guys/clients/friends etc. that YOU don't like ?. This is a thread about bitches.right?

Chortling=Laughing=chuckling. A full on romp I suggest is a vigorous sexual encounter (lots of shagging)

Forgive my ignorance on this point Patricia, but can you give me/us, some insight into what exactly E-I were doing to stop trafficking ?. You don't need to be specific but it might be enlightening....