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Congratulations to Wfordman, Bhoywonder and Westsidex for winning the competition, you know your football lads, well .... Westie might have been a little bit lucky, but never the less, well done...

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What do you think of my username, I'm thinking about changing it to "SirTossalot" do you think that's better than the one I have now, or I might make it "SirWankalot" I'm betwixed and between. I...

Try this one instead, God bless. xx

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Is your tongue long enough to fit up Highways and Westies arse at the same time?

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When will Rover be back?

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I'll have a wank in your honour Rover.

I've got a pair of handcuffs standing by and one of the support group members will put them on for me if it goes to extra time and penalties. I just hope that member won't get up to anything while...

I'm going to be a good boy tonight and stop pulling my plonker while the match is on.

God bless. xx

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Good afternoon everybody.

I dont have a problem with excess urine anywhere on my body or clothing, I simply wash my penis off under the tap. But where I do have a problem, is with a leaky penis,...

A Song for Dan.

Oh Danny boy, the pipes the pipes need emptying,
from wank to wank and trickling down her backside.
The Summers going and my cock's not dying,
'Tis you, 'Tis you must go and...

That was desperately funny Dan, love the pun, go and treat yourself to some cow pie.

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God bless. xx

Women are safer drivers than men without a doubt, but there would be even more disaterous consequences if women ruled the world. They are just not capable of making decisions other than what to get...

I can supply you with all the ice cream you need, although it woudn't be very chilled, but you're most welcome to it.

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Snap, I have too, you say your dog is a bitch, then you are a bad person.

Why thankyou aml, it's just a natural talent, suppose I was born with it. I'm just oozing with ability. I went and saw my shrink yesterday, trying not to masturbate for the appointment, but when I...

You're absolutely spot on, as you can see the sperm travels up the ejaculatory duct and then it makes its way into the ladies mouth and ends up in her abdomen.
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I could always cut off my dick and donate it to the museum, it's a real collectors item, it's so big and handsome looking, and generates gallons of sperm.

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I could have wanked all night!
And still have begged for more.
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