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    Selling my underpants.

    Only wore once. But for 2 months.

    Pm me.
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    Just before I cum I always offer the escort a...

    Just before I cum I always offer the escort a cream pie.
    I usually get a slap across the face. Don't know why.
    I'm a baker and my cream buns are the best in town.
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    Is RonanL a pimp or what?

    Is RonanL a pimp or what?
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    I remember our misspelt words met across the chat...

    I remember our misspelt words met across the chat room.
    I meant a blow dry. But came out blow job.
    Happy ever after.
  5. Everyone in Dublin used to be asking you for any...

    Everyone in Dublin used to be asking you for any spare change, now it's any spare euros. Must be inflation or something.
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    It's nice and warm where I am. Soon to be moist.

    It's nice and warm where I am. Soon to be moist.
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    I'll be getting the pension next year. Posting...

    I'll be getting the pension next year.
    Posting absolute shite on the internet is an ageless thing.
    You will eventually get fed up of it though
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    Want someone to queue at the bar for me.

    Want someone to queue at the bar for me.
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    A census taker once tried to test me, I ate his...

    A census taker once tried to test me, I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice warm glass of Guinness.
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    Sticky: Cock addicts

    Cock addicts
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    Social rates.

    Hope to go to the killers in the rds.
    Any escorts offer social rates?
    I'm not bringing my mother to another concert.

    Maybe to kylie later this year.
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    My derriere is a cul de sac.

    My derriere is a cul de sac.
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    Should America

    Renew or scrap its part in the Iranian deal?

    This should probably be a poll.
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    Can I come too? I'll have to get some one to...

    Can I come too?
    I'll have to get some one to feed my pet hamster though.
    And I'll have to get a fake passport.
    Bastard cops.
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    drinkin bulmers, turnin turf and ridin Mostly...

    drinkin bulmers, turnin turf and ridin
    Mostly turnin turf.
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    She texted back? That's probably her pimp trying...

    She texted back? That's probably her pimp trying to pin point your location to steal your coat.
  17. Never stay on the phone call longer than 40...

    Never stay on the phone call longer than 40 seconds as they can trace your call.
  18. Thread: STD test

    by WatWatWat
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    I shove one of those clearblue tests up my arse...

    I shove one of those clearblue tests up my arse once a month and thank god they've all come back negative so far.
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    Another royal pain in the hole

    Congrats to Kate on the birth of her son.
    The bloodline lives on. How many deaths and wars is that family responsible for?
    Definitely 1 world war.
  20. Thread: Looking back

    by WatWatWat
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    I'd lift with my legs not my back.

    I'd lift with my legs not my back.
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    Sticky: False idols.

    False idols.
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    Sticky: American rednecks

    American rednecks
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    Sticky: Overpriced escorts

    Overpriced escorts
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    Surely you can be serious.

    Surely you can be serious.
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    I'll run that through PISS.

    I'll run that through PISS.
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