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Sensual, re: all this deep thinking near to the point of philosophising are you contemplating an impending career change ?
if so I must get...

And there was me believing that by seeing an Escort that it was not the sex one was buying but was the simple fact that she was not there in the morning !

I think maybe he might be playing Harry at his own game , he knows Harry needs to offload him to part finance a new striker, wrong wrong choice methinks !

Nah Doc, an average 7 , but I love the sound of whincing ! That must be the "Cicada" bit
Plus the wonderful views one can espy when "Splitting".

Christiano Ronaldo ? :eek:with all those fantastic step-overs , :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

just learnt that my fave sex position has a name , "Splitting the Cicada" , d`ya think any Escort Ladies would know such if I requested it ? Its great for extra deep penetration with a strategically...

[QUOTE=Areeya;367745]A tighter fit...I have a tight pussy, but still some straight guys prefer anal,


But In ireland every second guy like to shagg a girl up the ass, not just escorts , lol...

Fill yer boots , rates are down so enjoy yer newfound batchelorhood while ya can. Remember the saying , "once bitten -----" !

Install a spy-cam in yer bathroom , cause a terminal row between yer wifes younger sister and her boyfriend , suggest she
moves in with you till she has got over the upset , and enjoy many a good...

Ha ha ,saw that too , --- try that for THIZE ! Bootiful Drummers ,As Bernard Matthews (R.I.P.) used to say !

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Does anybody know if machines that "do all the work for you" are still around ?
Like the one at the end of the video ?

Ha Ha brill , yep there is one in Mahon...

Wait till ye look in the bathroom and peek in the fridge , its called " personalisation" --- a female disease with no known cure (other than a size 10 boot !)

Real Life Tits (like these Mommas)

Opening a packet of Shredded Wheat without making a mess !
What other seemingly menial tasks end up as a fuck-up ?

Hiya Shirl , I`m going to hook up with thr other Shirl tonight , yep those jugs of hers do look perfection don`t they.
A SUCKLERS PARADISE eh ?
Ps. Yours look very appealing also.

Smell ? --- Yuk Onlyme, wot type of scangers you been poking ? heh heh !

Was it in America where women could buy an anti-rape device which was an intra vaginal clamp with teeth that fastened onto any unsuspecting todger that could only be removed surgically ? Fucked up...

My Ex wife was a "cold lover" , oh,if only she had died , half of my estate gone .

She gets prospective punters within view from her app window then scrutinises them with binoculars.If she doen`nt like the look of ye then contact is abruptly broken.
Molly seems mighty fussy for an...

"We are not" (said the Schizophrenic)

Search for her profile under a diff location otherwise u will have to wait for her to become active again.

Take That (Group of big tits)!

Still are on my box , anyone seen the new True Grit yet , Jeff Bridges is a peach at being "Rooster" , not many could step in
Big Leggies boots eh ?

I think a comprehensive anmesty would be a loving and forgiving act , as did Hannibal Heyes and Kid Curry , any ole gits still awake remember them ?

U enrolled to tell us that ? Bigman= pimp by any chance ?