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Hehe, yes, that is what I was getting at 😋 Fair enough.

Well lookit, isn't it great there's only the one.

Pms about the same girl?

Band camp.

Me. I'd love to duo with you.

The land is good these days, isn't it. You get to keep up to 40k tax free if you've had it for over 7yrs or if (hopefully like myself) you've inherited it.

I think Bollox is well into his 80's

Old like bollocks old or old like Oldfool old?

Hm, it'll have to be the ole probate offer then. We'll talk, we'll talk ;) xx

Or even some woods. Do you have some woodland?

I fell in love with the thought of owning a patch of woods that time I thought a client was chasing me around one.

My time half price for your...

Well, it'd be a reason to visit Belfast. I'd like a place in Belfast.

I'll do a little deal with you. We can be as old fashioned as you like, and I'd like a roadside acre with water and electric for keeps.

Good man lol

People who ask me to cum or who are focused on the cum are the people who are less likely to ever see me cum. It's the male equivalent of being mechanical and trying to get me out the door. Don't...

Don't worry about it. She'll say it if she doesn't want to see older men.

I've always liked men who were far older than I am. I'm 38 but if I were 24 and doing this, I wouldn't take any notice of...

Ah but I only do cheese news and facts, I wouldn't be refined turoplile like yourself 😜

No, they know, my random cheese facts have worn thin. Though I can't wait for the rowdy one to come back...

���� chuckle chuckle. Enjoy your pms.

Some horse dentist I met on fetlife.

Did you know there were horse dentists? I don't think it's a real qualification.

I can't talk about it and I...

...and cheese. Cheese news is my other specialist subject because cheese is what I put on my tab to hide EI. I hate opening Google on EI, it's a bit depressing or something, so I type cheese before I...

Lol. I have a client (or I had one until recently) who asks me to marry him every third turn and then lists off all the celebrity marriages he knows of. This is going on 7 years now. Celebrity...

Of course you did, it's what you want to hear 😅

Don't listen to it, he's not Dieve. He needs 20 sessions of therapy to get to the bottom of whatever is going on there, idealisation of escorts...

Barry, I was actually wondering if you're a reporter in RL cause it sounds like something a reporter would write. And then I read the news 😆

Just one in a rollercoaster of emotions you're about to experience. Good luck.

I think they run the site out of Spain, though it's been a while since I brushed up on my EI history. Google Peter...

Oh baby 😔

I like you Tony. It's a pity you're so far away and don't like big bums.

Ah no thanks, let's not name and shame people who can't pay for their adverts and electric 😬

Mm curious.

Did she give you your money back?
Did you want a €20 euro discount or just on tick until next time? (And did she know that?)

You have a wanker's cramp? Oh no bby ��
Yeah, I'm a wanker and have a cramp.