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Woman: So old man...do you prefer blondes or brunettes..

Drunken Man: Actually, I prefer fiery redheads..

You do? I tend to feel quite listless myself.

I can't bare it....goodbye....

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Would have expected it to be Brie, French cheeses are often haunted, especially Brie.

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....Would hand the men a laminated list of rules as soon as they entered. A good paddling being compulsory and NO KISSING, grrrr.

Any ladies up for a 'taking in the silage' fantasy? Have two toy tractors and a toy bailer/molasses on standby.

:D That was brilliant! Thanks Buck. These should be serialised, I'm sure the Irish Independent would be interested.

Poor wounded Amina walking around full of Buckshot. lol

Keep getting an image of Bruce Forsyth saying this. Is this one of his catch phrases or something. :lmao: "aw wah whaa..I'll suck it and see...uwww waaah..."

Exactly! Just a bit more structured. Great community spirit. Think this should be more common - especially these days with less cash in pockets.

On a related topic I saw an interesting documentary on a village in Greece. Basically they've created their own local currency (no money printed) that exists solely on a database. At the time of the...

Have no problem with them BUT...I like both small and large boobs so don't see the need for them. Can understand why some women get reductions though if they're too large, must be very heavy to carry...

Impressive; but I don't know if I'm man enough to handle that much buttock.

Moody
Sensitive
Suspicious
Clingy

FFS

Mine says "I'm no Zodiac mug" ;)

You are a 'Good citizen' according to the ISTJ profile Batman.

Guess that's a kind of a positive lol.

Good man yourself.

http://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test

Found the original one I did.

Can see the appeal but the NoBrain2 says the slurry in the bottom of the cup is a big turn off.

http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/jtypes2.asp

This isn't the one I did originally which was a bit more in depth but can't find it, was linked on a different forum. This one seems slightly less...

Anyone ever do the Myers Briggs test? Just did it there and am an INFJ - basically introverted and a bit socially retarded. :mad:

I once paid a woman 500 euro to hold my hand, pure bliss.

True story.

Go in and tell the doctor that you want it swabbed. They are ALWAYS supposed to do that before dishing out the antibiotics. I had something similar and was given two courses (of the same) antibiotics...

Tried it once but didn't like it quite as much as I expected. Would quite like to have a woman pee her panties while sitting on my lap kissing me though! :lick: That would be quite a thrill.

Yeah the cycling gives them a great body shape in my opinion. Nice round buttocks and strong toned thighs, enhances their feminine shape. Really like I think her name is Slukova, Czech beach...