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Hi Anna,

If the scone and pizza base were sprinkled with flour that could have ignited, flour dust can explode so its possible a small amount from either could have reacted to heat in...

If I was an escort and someone came anywhere near me with that which can only be described as a cock dipped in ricotta I would put a pair of rubber gloves on grab the smelly bastard by the balls drag...

Perhaps it could just be left as an example of the shit that shouldnt be posted in that section lol? Im not on any sides here but the whole mod arguement thing that was rather funny at first is...

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:eek:that is close to being the sickest fucking thing i have ever seen in my life, and I've seen some fucked up shit lol...

At least im not in the 75% group.... Admittedly this may be because im not on said list :p

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Fecking hell, think i'd rather be small!!

Hell since it was apparently such a surprise then...

hmmmm, I think I'll go with the pine cone, purely because Ric will probably yell "WOOOOO" in my ear and deafen me:( lol

Oh I see!:eek:

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I think I saw him on the shopping channel!!

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:eek::eek::eek::eek:

There is another Liz joke in there, you really are trying to get me in trouble lol

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See it should just end there, I dont think it could come to a more perfect conclusion lol

Now I understand why u supply newbies with a straight jacket.... Shit whats the pine cone for???? :confused::eek:

Tasty! lol9159:p

Straight jackets AND pine cones, its a classic combination... What other welcome treats are instore?? lol:D

Ooh an Aliens ref, I feel at home already lol... Sayin that you are startin to scare me :p

Ah well, its been a while since I had a woman chase me down so might be fun lol.. And here was me not wanting to ruffle feathers on my first night as a member, im totally blaming you for pushing me...

Ha, liked the first one westside... Lol Qph, Like I said I have been reading over forum the last couple of days (way too much time on my hands!) read lots on Liz, she sounds like a riot shame i...

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This One??:D

I have noticed that :P... Also appears like a little madness helps in just being a member, I should fit in nicely lol

Been reading over the forum for a couple of days and decided to join and say hello, didnt fancy starting out by talking bout list or the battles with mods so here's a joke...

A husband emerged...