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Although after several minutes with his head in the bucket and not being blessed with gills he felt the need to breathe. He removed his head from the bucket and was greeted by a sight no man should...

Their debauched shenanigans. Our hero meanwhile sat with his todger immersed in a bucket of ice however the ice began to melt when he spied the nubile body of the lovely......

Sweet and sour meow meow and speaking of pussy the attractive blonde was now naked and wondering if he liked her beaver. He looked puzzled and said but its illegal to keep a beaver as a pet. Where is...

Or perhaps come and gone would be more appropriate.

Sadly she declined when he produced his cock. She said you could at least pluck it first. He released to poor bird it had been stuffed down his pants for several days and would be mentally scarred...

Doomed I tell you all doomed...... Doesn't matter who we elect things won't change. They never do for the ordinary man and woman on the street.

Meanwhile having extracted various helmets bikes more helmets from his ass our featherless fiend set forth on his adventures pausing only to apply some salve to his abused nether regions. He had...

Featherless and with the aerodynamics of a flying brick as was discovered when he fell off the roof of the local gym while trying to look in the window of the female changing area. Luckily his fall...

However she soon found her eggs were fertilised by the old buzzard leading to......

As an Arsenal supporter I suppose I should be hoping for both teams to slip up however Leicester are fantastic. I just wish some of our so called superstars would play with half the heart and work...

Bang since the

"This is the road to hell"
but its been that kind of year so far