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    Rockchick schoolgirl lapdance!

    Hi,
    As a teenager I was a big fan of the video for rock the cradle of love by Billy idol where the schoolgirl does a strip to the song while the guy looks on. I'd be looking for a girl who's...
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    Brilliant advert!

    Brilliant advert!
  3. Thread: weekend

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    After a few months of saving I finally bought my...

    After a few months of saving I finally bought my new piano this week it's being delivered today so I'll be playing with that all weekend! Can't wait to finish work today now. And I have enough left...
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    Beautiful and so sexy!

    Beautiful and so sexy!
  5. Thread: 60 euro escorts

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    sorry you've lost me there man.

    sorry you've lost me there man.
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    I was thinking Poultry in motion. Cos you're a...

    I was thinking Poultry in motion.

    Cos you're a cock.
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    badly photoshopped i'm afraid. would have been...

    badly photoshopped i'm afraid.

    would have been funny if it had happened :)

    ah it seems that the crane did go into the water, but the second crane is just a photoshopped version of the first:
    ...
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    yes googling an image for a joke takes up a long...

    yes googling an image for a joke takes up a long time. Besides if you really do run two business it is a serious achievement considering basic English and grammar are beyond you. I think you're a...
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    couple of hotties in Europe alright. ...

    couple of hotties in Europe alright.

    http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hOqgNQAkcOM/TGchL-XDo1I/AAAAAAAAA7Q/sTJopqMrvQQ/s1600/europe-the-final-countdown.jpg
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    fair play to you man, two companies and a...

    fair play to you man, two companies and a globetrotter to boot, just shows what one can achieve.
    ........in Imaginationland.
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    Analizer your negotiation skills are in high...

    Analizer your negotiation skills are in high demand at the moment, Enda Kenny just rang me there and he wants you to go speak with the Europeans about our bail out rate and national debt. I'm sure...
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    I'll do the dishes for 6 months! that's all i've...

    I'll do the dishes for 6 months! that's all i've got to barter i'm afraid :(
  13. I think most of the guys who post here are sound...

    I think most of the guys who post here are sound lads and would be all good craic on a pints session. Personally though I'd like to go for a pint with Mr. Fussy to learn his much admired Oral secrets!
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    hang in there buddy, things wont be this bad...

    hang in there buddy, things wont be this bad forever.
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    I only took up punting about a month ago, i've...

    I only took up punting about a month ago, i've had a good few appointments since then but i'm away with work for a couple of months and i'm afraid that I won't be able to afford to punt where i'm...
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    That's what I would think if I was an escort. I...

    That's what I would think if I was an escort. I pay up front, get the business out of the way so I can get down to the real business at hand :)
  17. I like army girls books. In fact they just told...

    I like army girls books. In fact they just told me that they're taking me on an all expenses paid trip to Dubai! They're great boobs!
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    I'm not human until I get my coffee in the...

    I'm not human until I get my coffee in the morning. But orlath is spot on when you put gone off milk in its a disaster!
  19. Only been with two, but hooked like a fish on one...

    Only been with two, but hooked like a fish on one girl at the moment. Still E I has some incredible ladies, I'll have to see more!
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Tcyy6i30YI ...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Tcyy6i30YI

    Michael Barrymore was hilarious in his day. Then he killed a man by sticking a baseball bat up his arse.
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    tickle me-back-passage Elmo?
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    what I find hard to understand is where would you...

    what I find hard to understand is where would you get a hang sandwich for 3 euro? that's some value right there! my local deli its 4.50 minimum!
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    Her Place: The bathroom extractor fan was a...

    Her Place: The bathroom extractor fan was a Greenwood Airvac - perfect for when things get steamy.
    Description: Voluptuous Italian girl. Hair as black as a Raven's eye.
    Comments: Modern technology...
  24. Thread: Game on!

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    she is a rammer. no doubt about it.

    she is a rammer. no doubt about it.
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    just reading some of his now and i've managed to...

    just reading some of his now and i've managed to nearly choke on my dinner! the guy is brilliant!
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