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    Sticky: Radio one

    Effin fukin fuk
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    NO! and no wonder your laveing the naybores...

    NO! and no wonder your laveing the naybores aroun here ar a bunch of scumbegs. Fuk aff the lotta em
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    thers our ngaz, you wee doggy wankin spidey...

    thers our ngaz, you wee doggy wankin spidey fucka, len us a fag son, an dont be fukin cheeky to yer oul MA or u,ll not get any disco biscuts to flog to em hoodie gabshites u kno. and get down the...
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    Witch 1 did he dangle from the baulconey ...

    Witch 1 did he dangle from the baulconey :confused: he were away wit the ferrys/toy in the attik/ fukin kids trippyland in his back yard, :confused: still weve allot to thank him fer, our baz is...
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    Scumbeg shag

    Hay fellers. Any af yu,s fancy a fast f"ck in the bac af our mackers transet van. sen us a pm an we,ll com roun in the red van an park doun the rode a bit. Pay macka in the front and clime thru the...
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    Sticky: Tutch base

    Effin fukin fuk
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    Len us a cupa sugar misses, an a fagh

    Ye,s ar al a fukin bunch a crap mouthy naybours with crap borin fukin names. feck aff the lotta yus heurs .yus wouldnt mine the kids fer us fer 5 mins i swear i,ll be bac missus dear.
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    We love you...

    We love you too...........:)........................when youre givin us abuse :p is that the best youve got? :( c,mon laddo, give us some REAL abuse, if youre up to it :p:D
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    dolly never mentioned the chatroom. you came on...

    dolly never mentioned the chatroom. you came on board with the old she said, i said shit from the chatroom. You,ve embarressed yourself now nearly as much as with what you,ve admitted you said...
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    Japanese banks crisis

    The origami bank has folded :) the Sumo bank has went belly-up :) the Bonsai bank has cut its branches :) and shares in the Kamakaze bank nose-dived :):D
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    Poll: Good, we hope your hate burns you up :mad: now...

    Good, we hope your hate burns you up :mad: now fuck off and be a boring humourless gobshite elsewhere :mad: just remember we love you........BEING WOUND UP BY US :p:p:p:D
  12. eh eh, fookin hell :eek: so your our new...

    eh eh, fookin hell :eek: so your our new neighbour then :confused:

    hey did we live beside you in brookside missus ;) or wot fookin soap opera were u in, eh eh?

    dont tell me :rolleyes:
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    ay ay, mucka wot bout you like :) we,re ur new...

    ay ay, mucka wot bout you like :) we,re ur new neighbours chuck. one of the shows we,ve been on is "wife swap", your missus looks a bit of a toffy nose blubber mouth, but we can swap...
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    Eh eh, we,re like fookin famous too, you know...

    Eh eh, we,re like fookin famous too, you know like, :) does any of yous know which TV progs we,ve been on? EH EH ??? :D YOU KNOW FOOKIN US RITE :confused:;)
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    ay our gaz wil look after ur plants, he has the...

    ay our gaz wil look after ur plants, he has the attic stufed wi plants, hes put a load in yer conservytary missus, :) an our Faaz has been tryin on yer clothes hope u dont mind like.:D yer plants are...
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    it does em no harm jr, kids even like the smell...

    it does em no harm jr, kids even like the smell :) our 6yr old twins yaz and yoz do the funniest thing with the matchin pretend smokin with their dummys, exactly in time with me :) they,ve even got...
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    oh jasus missus dear, sorry to keep ya so long...

    oh jasus missus dear, sorry to keep ya so long wit de kids an all like :) jus we stopped 4 a couple bottles cider down by the canal on our way home like. :) u,ve de heart of gold missus bessie :)...
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    hiya bessie, kind bessie :) ay ay thanks for all...

    hiya bessie, kind bessie :)
    ay ay thanks for all the scran missus :) no one can accuse us ones of bein scallys :)

    dont worry about the mess in your house missus, we,ll be round in the middle of...
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    ay ay, we,ll pop round later luvey and learn you...

    ay ay, we,ll pop round later luvey and learn you how to talk english proper like :) and our kids can learn you all the swear words when yours baby-sitting them for us like missus :)

    did ya know...
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    no, you wouldn,t be lily savages sister? :D ...

    no, you wouldn,t be lily savages sister? :D

    YouTube - Lily Savage on Parkinson part 1

    YouTube - Lily Savage The Live Show 1-8

    YouTube - The Untransmittable Lily Savage 1-8
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    hiya missus, we got threw off the parenting...

    hiya missus, we got threw off the parenting board, i dont know why as we,re just brill parents :D although those ones in social services disagree, but sure they dont know how many kids we have, so...
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    smoking in front of the kids?

    these days smokers are treated like the plague, you cant smoke in pubs, in eating houses, on the bus in fact no where but outside and at home.

    at home we smoke our heads off but i hear tell of...
  23. Ur a real good neebour missus, i brot ur boul bac...

    Ur a real good neebour missus, i brot ur boul bac now qnd look i found me ol one chuck :) you wudden av a bitta butta to spare that wud look nice beside the boul of sugar chuck :) you,ve the heart...
  24. wud ther b a reward like or anythin like :)

    wud ther b a reward like or anythin like :)
  25. ay missus the kids r alrite, their avin a rave...

    ay missus the kids r alrite, their avin a rave when they all get home :) bless em. U wouldnt pop round to chek em 4 us later? :) jus we both want to be here wen our scouser mates arive from de clubs....
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