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Vellcome to e-aye my old chum and rival. veh veh goode to see ewe again. how long has it been ? ve must compare winkies like in the old days..

I do not like veer dees is going

Arnie says

verst thread evour :thumbsdown:

I don't do this kind of werk - unless yooer freedom fighter Sarah Conners has reprogrammed my CPU and orders me to

smoking never did me any harm

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Arnie says - close but no cigar!

Tuck in Sarah there is plenty to go around. Everything is bigger in Cal e fooernia :D

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I woz looking fooerward to our date Sarah Conner's but now I am wooeried that you will burn my little winkie :eek: :D
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Give me a call Ian (It’s on the list :eek:) and we’ll do lunch and talk is ovoer but like all big budget Hollywood blockbusters based on historical events we will pay no attention to the facts.
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Danny Glover is a pussy. I dealt with that ugly sum bitch on my own in the jungle with only a box of match's and a mud pack :D

Arnie says....Gemma is 'light and fluffy?' ;)

Malena…………………….hmmmmmmmmm…………….soory people, can’t think of a vord right now. not very goode vith vords and all the blood just rushed from my head to little Arnie when I think of my two lovely latin...

tie me....

Captain Condom is my aul time favooerite superhero but he's only weakness was not krytonite but oil based lube, poor fellow was lured into a lube factory by his arch enemy benny bareback and was...

tease me...

Still room on my desk in my governors office Lady’s. I made a space just fooer you. :)

Yes Arnie is in bed with the sniffles, and no the sniffles are not a new duo on the scene btw :)

My English has come on in leaps and bounds as Malena and Carmens new job is here in sunny Cal e...

Oh you just have to wear those in any new video :)

I am at that age when old bodybuilders need some support so I wear something similar but find it hard to find bras in my size :eek:

Good to...

Hi Ladys

Arnie miss's youer cute little granny knickers being around here. hope all is very well and stay sexy and smiling

arnie xxx

Hey I'm all fooer the enviorment and it keeps me from putting on the lecky. :eek:

I'm doing fooer the planet liz, you should be spanking me [sooery thanking me]

I did still squeeze one off but the magic was gone knowing it was not the real Hot Liz M :eek::eek::eek:

I vould be tooernd on right now only for I know who you really are :eek::D

I'll have to send you first class so. Just tell me where you want the stamp but first can you lick this for me please

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Naughty naughty...

Yooer fired!!!

I told you that was our little secret, now it will be all over the papers tomorrow and pooer Arnie vill be sacked.

oh btw do you want to see my wibbley wobbley wonder?

you...

U can hand delivoor my 'mail' anytime ;)

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Welcome back, Arnie missed u xxx

mark morrison return of the mack - Google Video

I wish they all could be Cal e fooer nia girls (or D fooer girls wearing hot undoervear) :D

David Lee Roth - California Girls - seato007 - MyVideo

My hummer starts fooerst time every time but I must admit my little winkie damn near disapeared on me this mooerning as Sarah was to busy moderating to varm me up!!!

Arnie says,

BRING ON THE...