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    I presume by the new rules I have to be killed....

    I presume by the new rules I have to be killed. It was nice known you Elizabeth this is my last post.
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    Poll: Ill go for Dolly as those lubed up stories do it...

    Ill go for Dolly as those lubed up stories do it for me everytime.
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    There must have been quiet a few skidmark...

    There must have been quiet a few skidmark incidents over Christmas. On New Years day I had a bad dose of the shits. My ass was that sore afterwards, I thought I was raped by a male elephant or...
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    Your right about chairs for food

    I was in front of this Mr punter at the end of the food chair. When I was inside I was so hungry I ate a leg of a chair. It was a darn good piece of wood.
  5. It didnt make my day. Why am I not on the list...

    It didnt make my day. Why am I not on the list and I aint blushing.
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    Quote something from the bible for him. It might...

    Quote something from the bible for him. It might shut him up. Something like Ezequile 25:17.

    Ive been released by the way.
  7. I didnt know you were a collector of art...

    I didnt know you were a collector of art Elizabeth. Ill need to see your collection sometime.
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    Im loving your new avatar Elizabeth. Ive come...

    Im loving your new avatar Elizabeth. Ive come over all giddy now.
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    I can be your rodeo guy Elizabeth. You can do...

    I can be your rodeo guy Elizabeth. You can do bronco with me anytime. A good old fashioned cowboy wedding sounds good. Ill do my best to get out of jail before that. Prison Break is on at 10 so Ill...
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    The answer is a big yes. Yes of course Ill marry...

    The answer is a big yes. Yes of course Ill marry you. I have been waiting for this moment for weeks. You have just made my day. Dont worry Ill look after you. You dont have to work another day. I...
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    Its one thing arresting me Gene. But leave my...

    Its one thing arresting me Gene. But leave my Elizabeth alone. Ill come quietly as long as you keep your grubby hands off her.
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    Arnie you leave mis Connor alone. Ill get Cameron...

    Arnie you leave mis Connor alone. Ill get Cameron after you. Shes not to be messed with.
  13. Theres nothing wrong been well dressed going to...

    Theres nothing wrong been well dressed going to see an escort. Its the same as seen any lady you make an effort to look your best. I suppose there are some that wouldnt make any effort. I dont see...
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    Thats it Im going to be locked up for Christmas....

    Thats it Im going to be locked up for Christmas. Ill come quietly. I was ging to have a showdown with nasty Nick its not going to happen now. Elizabeth help me out here. If Im locked up I cant spend...
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    I better put you up to the top darling. Your post...

    I better put you up to the top darling. Your post might get lost with my ramblings.
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    I had the same problem on Sunday I think it was....

    I had the same problem on Sunday I think it was. The connection would time out.
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    I would agree with you Eddie. You see so many...

    I would agree with you Eddie. You see so many fellows giving escorts a hard time because they dont lower their rates. If you treat a woman with respect you get the same back.
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    Im all trousers I have you know Elizabeth. I will...

    Im all trousers I have you know Elizabeth. I will show you that in Cork. I was only trying to make you jealous. Now Im jealous your off with a Hungarian dude one that shows a woman a good time. Now...
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    Its ok Elizabeth I wont be bailing anyone out but...

    Its ok Elizabeth I wont be bailing anyone out but you.
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    Come on Nick, cotton on to yourself. I wont be...

    Come on Nick, cotton on to yourself. I wont be taking off my vest when your around sunshine. And you stay away from Whitney. Shes got some voice. She can shatter glass singing I will always love you....
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    Oi Cotton you stay away from that wee Eoghan....

    Oi Cotton you stay away from that wee Eoghan. Dont you remember what happened your son. Have you got amnesia. Your not getting your hands on Zoe shes on the Bionic woman now. Or is that a different...
  22. Dont I have a say in this Elizabeth. Im not a...

    Dont I have a say in this Elizabeth. Im not a piece of meat you can give away at a drop of a hat. Im going knowhere untill I catch that chicken. What abot the engagement Elizabeth is it still on? How...
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    Thanks very much ladies. We aim to please.

    Thanks very much ladies. We aim to please.
  24. Spare a thought for those that work on Christmas Day

    I have just noticed that staff from E-I are working between 10 and 2 everyday during the holidays and Christmas Day included. Its not only here some shops even open on Christmas. Its a pity these...
  25. Eddie that picture was taken a long time ago. I...

    Eddie that picture was taken a long time ago. I have had botox treatment done since.
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