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    All these strange exotic foreign sounding locales...

    All these strange exotic foreign sounding locales like Dundalk or Cavan or Newry.
    Someday I'll have to visit.

    Of course in a year or two the DUP will be manning the machine gun emplacements and...
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    Well done,congrats. Danny ,gilly and all the...

    Well done,congrats.
    Danny ,gilly and all the lads send their best wishes.
    And will do so in 39 posts time again.
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    Make sure if the hotel is too big that you don't...

    Make sure if the hotel is too big that you don't inadvertently end up booking into room 999, where they'll be waiting for you.
    And across much of the EU avoid booking into room 112 or you might bump...
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    Hair today,gone tomorrow. One never knows the...

    Hair today,gone tomorrow.

    One never knows the hour or the day.

    Let's raise a glass and toast to absent friends.:clapping:
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    Silly billy gilly Not just over the hill like us...

    Silly billy gilly
    Not just over the hill like us old folks
    But over the hill and fallen off a cliff.
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    And don't get me started on the chair fetishists....

    And don't get me started on the chair fetishists.
    When they're young anything with four legs gets them going but when they're older they prefer the more mature rocker type.
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    Sticky: Jelly belly

    Jelly belly
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    It's role play and cosplay for fantasist furries...

    It's role play and cosplay for fantasist furries who like to dress up as fauns and Aslan.
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    Sir,I require explanations now. Bobby.

    Sir,I require explanations now.

    Bobby.
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    Sticky: Magic beans.:wizard:

    Magic beans.:wizard:
  11. I fucking love it. By love I mean

    I fucking love it.





    By love I mean
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    Take your Republicans over Northern Europe ...

    Take your Republicans over Northern Europe

    Five No?
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    Sticky: Vertical dance

    Vertical dance
  14. What a sweet guy! This part of...

    What a sweet guy!




    This part of punctuation ,i.e !
    is what your ( more slightly educated ancestors) termed an exclamation mark.
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    IDC. ? DrQuack Idk Help me

    IDC.
    ?
    DrQuack
    Idk
    Help me
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    IDC. This is an alternative to too fucking...

    IDC.


    This is an alternative to too fucking long to bother with those who paint greasepaint on their faces.
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    I was going to respond to something or other...

    I was going to respond to something or other someplace or other but a poor 3G mobile internet connection stopped me.
    The internet quack will likely diagnose advancing senescence and possible...
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    I prefer to not talk to my mortician just as I...

    I prefer to not talk to my mortician just as I don't bother with internet quacks.
    I'm glad that you're neither a psychologist or a psychiatrist.
    You don't have the padded cell manner.
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    Can they expunge my sense of self importance and...

    Can they expunge my sense of self importance and entitlement while keeping my moobs intact ?

    If they can I'm on the first flight.
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    What if you have no belief in self serving...

    What if you have no belief in self serving quacking ducks and a third rate mickey mouse country that fucks its people with a rip off children's hospital and more fucking rip off if they want to...
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    The sooner you expire ? Immaterial. ...

    The sooner you expire ?

    Immaterial.


    Tipping point may have been passed by Tuvalu.
    You modern consumers of broadband and bottled water.
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    What if you're already dying doctor?

    What if you're already dying doctor?
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    You did. No more sausages.

    You did.
    No more sausages.
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    You must be a canophile. You're like someone...

    You must be a canophile.
    You're like someone that loves a doggy.
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    If you are of normal weight, eat little and...

    If you are of normal weight, eat little and often.




    As in 3 small meals a day.
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