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It was tooooo personal , ---- talk more about shoving your tongue down a womans throat , thrusting yous penis up a womans vagina and anus , ejaculating into a womans mouth , rimming , watersports and...

Ha ha good one Napper ,----it obviously got wore away ,, ---- cornering harder to the right than left because of the shaft drive hub sticking out,--- bet its a BMW.

Well Westie,with all the state run nut-houses on slashed budget funding I reckon the best place to hide a tree is in the woods ,
and with this in mind Cork is as a forrest, capiche ?

Well hung and a toutch retarded if I`m to believe all I read !

You seem one very negative person Anita , ---- Beckham has lead one successful and illustrious career to date.
He has earned a lot more from his anatomy than you ever will. ----- or me for...

ROVER, ROVER -- here Boy , ------------------------------ "Woof woof" --- I dont think he has strayed too far ;)
but the other EI seems to be plagued with dogshit of late !

Westie , do you look a bit like Chef Marco Pierre White ? --- if so, you are quite a handsome beast,(Im hetero, so dont worry)

DONT LOOK GAY ? ----- You have "Wa~~~~~~vy Hair ", greased down with gel did you say ? -- KY gel ?

Presumably we are on "R" , so R is for a jolly good "RODGERING "

A hirsuite g/f is sexy ok, but not so cool on a "working girl".

Please dont DISS HM the QUEEN. ----- i find this offensive as would you if I posted a defaced picture of your president .

Hi all , I was running through the Cork Escorts looking for a punt this eve and came accross Brazilian Yasmine ,
what the **** ,Rats everywhere , 18 reviews and 12 of them ratted . --- gonna give...

Thats where "BRIE" comes from of course.

MASTERBATION --- dont call me a Wanker ! ( that is doubleyou)

"Brian can you look as pig ugly as Mary Carney" ? ----- " Can do , infact I can go one better " !!!!!!
Sorry to wander off thread --
My Hero , Gereral Custer --- all those fekin Indains...

KISSING -- the Pink !!!! :p ------ I always smirk when the snooker commentator says that,:)

HUMPPPPING. ----------- reply has to be a min of 10 letters , but I like a drawn out Hump !!!!!:p

HUMPPPPING. ----------- has to be 10 letters !!!

Wow , the picture at the foot of the page of Anna with her gorgeous legs drawn up is SO SO SEXY alright , she does appeal to me.
(jotting down her phone No.)

Looking at the poll results its plain to see that us punters love and cherish women so much that we will even tell fibs and put ourselves down in order to appease them !!!!!! lol

I DOUBT SO ROVER , AS THAT AINT A BITCH TIS A DOG --- WOOF WOOF (it reads "Fuck Dog" )

Dont mind me own scank, but would`nt be too fond of anothers somehow bud !!

I would check first fellow k9 that the LADY doesnt offer "Tittywanks" lol,

Unfair to generalise Nat , some of us dont ,--------------------------- but there again some of us smell of poo .lol

Sweat when stale , granted is not nice , but the fresh perspiration off a woman, especially during sex is a real turn-on , dont ya reckon guys ?