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    Haha!! your gas ladiesmans, Its 2pm in the...

    Haha!! your gas ladiesmans, Its 2pm in the morning anyone jumping for joy at this hour is on something!! lol

    thank you though, lovely compliment, hope we get to meet x
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    Lol you knew there was no point!! lol!! Ah thanks...

    Lol you knew there was no point!! lol!! Ah thanks darling hope to see you soon x
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    Too long!!! lol! I wouldn't have time for any...

    Too long!!! lol! I wouldn't have time for any sex!! lol! we cant have that!

    ah messages going back donkeys, Was never going to get through them anyway but still was going to give it a fair stab!...
  4. Thread: Limericks.

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    a bit of a naughty one but sure why not... ...

    a bit of a naughty one but sure why not...

    There once was a man from Brighton
    Who said to his girl, "You're a tight one"
    She said, "Pardon my soul,
    But you're in the wrong hole.
    There's plenty...
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    thanks lads, Ah loads of mail going back ages but...

    thanks lads, Ah loads of mail going back ages but only 20 messages an hour! surely the escorts should be allowed send more,no?
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    Any yis are having a laugh!!

    So it will only take me about 48 hours straight to reply to all my emails, looks like I wont be getting any sleep for the next few days! serves me right for being a lazy fecker! ah in all...
  7. Stunning l pics . Well done rublina x

    Stunning l pics . Well done rublina x
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    Congratulations x

    Congratulations x
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    It depends but I often can feel a man pulsating...

    It depends but I often can feel a man pulsating inside me.
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    That's fine, I won't need to speed too much time...

    That's fine, I won't need to speed too much time polishing them lol that's what I mean I don't have any on my profile page!
  11. Thread: Nice incall !

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    Also it would be quite a turn on. You could lie...

    Also it would be quite a turn on. You could lie on the bed and watch the girl in the shower, soaping up her boobies, water cascading down her sexy body.

    Anyone for shower sex?? Lol
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    What's all this about trophies? I have won it for...

    What's all this about trophies? I have won it for times and I have never received any trophies. I'm going to throw all my toys out of the pram now and demand them lol

    I agree with Kate. Its focus...
  13. Thread: Nice incall !

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    I'm liking the shower in the boudoir!

    I'm liking the shower in the boudoir!
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    Hahaha!! Sexy!!! Must get myself one of these. My...

    Hahaha!! Sexy!!! Must get myself one of these. My clients will be in for a suprise when I open the door! Lol
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    ???? I wasn't even aware that there was a clique....

    ???? I wasn't even aware that there was a clique. Lol so no I certainly am not part of it or plan to be. And I have never ever had anyone banned!! I stopped being active in the community forum long...
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    Haha My phone number does work. I divert the...

    Haha My phone number does work. I divert the calls when I'm not working or am booked. Why get your knickers in such a twist over my number. Lol
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    And probably not yours either. considering your...

    And probably not yours either. considering your "meh not that pushed" to see me lol xx :argue::nutkick:
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    Wtf are you actually serious.I did it before???...

    Wtf are you actually serious.I did it before??? As if I would waste my money to advertise here just for an ego boast what a ridiculous statement to make. its obviously true what robin Williams said,...
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    Lol!!! When am I going to get the pleasure of a...

    Lol!!! When am I going to get the pleasure of a Willie wack??? Lol
  20. Thread: oh so Quiet

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    Iam only just back and I have to say I am not...

    Iam only just back and I have to say I am not impressed with the new site! I paid for my ad and it wasn't even accessible for clients for hours. I wanted to upload new photos and info and it took me...
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    Hey guys thank you so much for the thread I feel...

    Hey guys thank you so much for the thread I feel so loved!! Lol!! I'm on such a buzz from today, it's so good To be back!! So anyone care to fill me in on what I have missed in the last three years??...
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    I wish! but thanks darling,flattery gets ya...

    I wish! but thanks darling,flattery gets ya everywhere! lol!
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    this is the end, my only friend the end! very sad...

    this is the end, my only friend the end! very sad news x
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    The one where she drank wine out of bear grylls...

    The one where she drank wine out of bear grylls dirty sock was comical!
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    now in fairness to myself, who hasn't this...

    now in fairness to myself, who hasn't this happened to? ya forget to put your handbrake on and ya find your car in the bushes!! easy mistake to make!! haha!!
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