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If you're referring to me, you're fingering the wrong guy, as it were!

I'm not sure where all the *** came from.
They look festive but I think they may be crystallized drops of pre-cum!

Not really honey - I ain't waiting til Christmas or I'll have to carry my sack on a sleigh or a shopping trolley !

Just thought I should share this information with the escorting community, because I like sharing!
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I have not cum since Saturday!
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And now, I am hornier than a two-horned rhinoceros on viagra!...

Ah but these are soccer fans, not the rugger buggers!

Having said that, I know in posting this that someone will be able to quote some statistics proving that French soccer supporters outspend...

Sorry, don't mean to piss on anyones parade!

in fairness i think he meant his partner is supplying it on tap as it were.
But u can get fed up with that also :-)
Punting is a drug, as addictive as any other and just as expensive.
And like...

Of course I'm not batman!
Don't be ridiculous.
Batman! Huh.
As if.
You've got the wrong man Blankmann.

No fantasy about being sucked by a dyson. However when u were in ur early teens and living at home, the sound of the vacuum meant ur mum was busy and unlikely to burst into ur room while u were on...

Praise indeed. I was feeling retracted and shrivelled. Now, I am positively flaccid!

I myself can only achieve an erection when bound and blindfolded in a room, into which 200 screeching bats are released. The soft beating of their wings against my skin contrasted with the sharp...

The bendunne.com one that is!

Thank u and good night

This reference will be lost on many of the beautiful foreign ladies who look at these pages and do not listen to Irish radio talk shows. I can assure them however it is an hilarious reference. I...

U should try posting on bendunne.com.
Apparently it's 50% cheaper than dunnedeal!

They are back online now I see.

Here is the link and don't forget to say lovinit recommended them. I cud ask for a discount next time :-)

Niki and Sasha, Dublin Independent Escort Duo, profile...

Dublin,near Patricks cathedral.
Profile not active today but probably during the week.

It's Niki and Sasha for me. Great lesbian show and all round service. I've been with them a good few times and now that this thread has been brought up , I'm gonna treat meself again this week.

So who's the lucky lady?

And then keane scores! Spurred on by my cynicism no doubt.

I predict this match will be sh1te!
Do I win a prize?

Hi, nothing much more to add to this. Just want to support you. I think the guy is a disgrace. I just hope with the recession, girls are not agreeing to this out of desparation for cash.

I think its a sign of the times unfortunately. There's not as much spare cash around for escorting but guys are still getting cheap thrills by making calls and asking a few questions etc. Sometimes...

My friend, Rodeo Man has said it, I'm afraid you are a sex addict. Doesnt seem to matter how much you love your wife/gf.
I went to a shrink last year to get some help and was told the only cure was...

Just check she is talking about a female escort. If my business career has taught me anything, it's get as much detail in the contract as possible!
If wildthangs career has taught him anything, it...

LOL - I knew it was a good idea to cut her monthly allowance!