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    A Timewaster's wet dream

    https://www.google.com/accounts/ServiceLogin?service=grandcentral&passive=1209600&continue=https://www.google.com/voice&followup=https://www.google.com/voice&ltmpl=open
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    Anybody would have been younger than that chap,...

    Anybody would have been younger than that chap, but Ireland is full of old playboys
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    I once had a clent who looked about 90, ancient...

    I once had a clent who looked about 90, ancient looking; he reminded me of someone I had seen in a horror file, Tales from the crypt.
  4. Thread: Am i sick?

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    No, but until it happens to you personally...

    No, but until it happens to you personally...
  5. Well, babies cost money, and the sex? They...

    Well, babies cost money, and the sex? They haven't had it with that person since before the baby was born; now, men do lie:p:p
  6. We tend to learn the hard way that looks aren't...

    We tend to learn the hard way that looks aren't everything.
  7. Thread: Am i sick?

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    Only if the shoe was on the other foot, and you...

    Only if the shoe was on the other foot, and you were the husband whose wife was cheating on him, and then turned into a psycho because you couldn't handle it, but before you were gong-ho to the idea.
  8. I once knew a guy who got a girl pregnant that he...

    I once knew a guy who got a girl pregnant that he was just using for sex and money; she ended up having his baby because they were both against abortions, but how to you stand by someone you're not...
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    I mearly strained my eye-sight continuely looking...

    I mearly strained my eye-sight continuely looking to my left and to my right to much sure the passagers on either side wasn't noticing what I was doing:p
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    I'd only get horny in Ireland when I was leaving...

    I'd only get horny in Ireland when I was leaving Ireland; as soon as I'd hit Dublin airport I'd get that loving feeling. I actually once masturbated in my plane seat going from Amsterdam to San...
  11. That's low, dude!

    That's low, dude!
  12. Yeah, right after he cum in my mouth!

    Yeah, right after he cum in my mouth!
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    Well, he helped pay my rent once, so I want to...

    Well, he helped pay my rent once, so I want to give a big shout out to Mrr. Nine
  14. Yeah, sure, but only for money, and probably only...

    Yeah, sure, but only for money, and probably only once; who hasn't done a mercy fuck .
  15. You give the impression that you're a black guy...

    You give the impression that you're a black guy who can go all night lonrg, right:rolleyes:
  16. Jesus, do you know how many clients I had who...

    Jesus, do you know how many clients I had who booked in for 30mins, at 150 euros, and barely stayed 15mins? Too many to count, and it worked out just fine for me because I was busy, but the...
  17. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9mJ82x_l-E

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9mJ82x_l-E
  18. Nah, if a woman has had the pleasure of beiing...

    Nah, if a woman has had the pleasure of beiing around REAL MEN, then they aren't man-haters; I've no problem with the opposite sex, but then I associate with men not boyz.
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    Fuck me! I recently seen this white girl over ...

    Fuck me! I recently seen this white girl over here in America, and I couldn't believe it; I thought she was black or maybe Mexican from the behind, but then she turned around, and it was a white...
  20. Bernard Shaw, and while I was looking a lot of...

    Bernard Shaw, and while I was looking a lot of Irish freedom fighters were socialist; you're funny.

    And the Irish were the only ones to send a condolence letter to Germany after Hitler's death,...
  21. .Do you know how to use the ignore bottom,...

    .Do you know how to use the ignore bottom, seriously
  22. It's called Industrial socialism, my friend;...

    It's called Industrial socialism, my friend; taken from a long-winded Irish man from the 20th centrury. God, if I could just remember his name
  23. It wasn't until I started this business that I...

    It wasn't until I started this business that I became aware of the bitchieness of women, d I blame it because of how some women raise their daughters, to depend on men
  24. I make it a habit to while working to get up...

    I make it a habit to while working to get up early and offer early morning quickies; I see no reason why a prefectly good hotel room should go to waste when I could be servicing early morning...
  25. Thread: Phobia

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    I've a phobia about accumulating debt; I've never...

    I've a phobia about accumulating debt; I've never owed more than $2600. I guess the thought of people ringing down my phone requesting the money I owe them puts the fear of God in me
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