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Never mind dat... I dont usually wear uniforms when i visit de ladies..but can i claim tax relief on what i spend on my visits?? They seem to be getting more and more frequent and my wallet more and...

Does anyone have an idea as to when a punter should hang up his rubbers?? I have been punting now almost 30 years i am in my late 40's...dont get me wrong i still enjoy it very much. But is there a...

I have been hearing/ reading alot lately about these german sex clubs/ brothels..one in particular in the northern part of osnabruck, where for a small fee you can visit for three hour session or for...

If i had to choose an escort to spend the night with....... That is a tough one!!! i think jenny(south american minx) would definitely be up there at the top of my list.. I still vividly remember my...

I was visiting a lady (outcall) in a well known hotel in the southeast.. Lets just say we were in "full flow" when in walks the manager and 2 members of the guards...just at the crucial moment!! Now...

Likalick visiting big smoke early on tuesday morning.. Would like to see a lady at 7 or 8 in the morning.. Extremely horny and in need of good seeing to..full service required.. Please ladies.. Help!!

Little johnny comes in from school.. Mom i had sex with my teacher today he tells his mother.. YOU did what?? She cries.. Get up to your room and wait until your father gets home. He Will deal with...

Yes i met her on tuesday night. She is a little minx. A cracking french sweetheart. Delightful kisser... Oh la la

That would make it the most expensive Cocktail ever... Obviously they got their countries mixed up, sex on a beach in donegal in feb... They're havin a laugh!!

Ice cream sales are also very poor! And as for sun tan lotions, forget it!

I am single and see escorts. When i was in relationships i visited escorts. Why? I get bored easily. I love meeting new women without the hassle. If married people were honest too it is because they...

Oh definitely yes:) i would love to avail of those energetic moves she has used on stage!

Its the same everywhere outside dublin. But in addition i would also like to say that those who charge 80 / 160 in dublin or limerick charge 100 / 200 when in other towns! So do i drive the 2 hours...

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Humpty dumpty was sat on the bed Little Beau Peep was giving him head after he came she started to weep she knew by the taste he was shagging her sheep

I pay for sex because i love meeting new, interesting, sexy women.. Well i have been doing it now for 24 years.. Also been horny all the time is the other reason!

the best bj... Thats easy... A girl i met in waterford recently.. Veronica... Amazing... Never been as hard... Stiffy coming on thinking about it.

on a train.. In a plane.. On a ship.. In the forest.. And def the most weirdest place of all into a sauceran of tomato soup... A lady friend of mine who was not keen on giving blow job.. She loved...

[QUOTE=EbonyAmber;461070]So Nato have managed to supposedly kill Colnel Gaddafi's youngest son along with 3 grandkids and a few cousins. What next? Am I alone in thinking the shit is going to hit the...

[QUOTE=Mousey;390622]I hope that money grabbing Spanish prick gets his leg broken in the first five minutes.

Alright, I don't really, but it's going to be difficult watching him play against...

The yorkshire ripper was celebrating his 25th year behind bars. The warden decided to bake him a cake to celebrate. He brings the cake round to him in his cell. The yorkshire ripper thanks him and...

Cadbury's cream eggs how do you eat yours. I like to bite the the top off, scrunch up my tongue and lick out the creamyness.. mmmm delightful!

I generally choose based on positive reviews, but, i do prefer eastern european ladies. Although lately i seem to be drawn to some extremely fantastic italian ladies. They just seem to give 110 % ...

to ensure that dis does not happen make sure zat the lady always rinses after brushing and before sucking... Me i prefer to use vick's to make john thomas more sensitive... 2 hands only 1...