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    Why would u give the meter reader a present?

    Why would u give the meter reader a present?
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    I want every deli in this fair land to stock...

    I want every deli in this fair land to stock buttered banana bread
  3. Thread: Smiley Sarah

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    Wtf Did I miss the boobie photos ?

    Wtf

    Did I miss the boobie photos ?
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    Just asking but is it ok to play titty elbow or...

    Just asking but is it ok to play titty elbow or will it be frowned upon ?
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    114570114570 It's shit,I'm not wearing it ...

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    It's shit,I'm not wearing it

    It feels like a pool table FFS
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    Don't forget the pockets:)

    Don't forget the pockets:)
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    I a have pants with pockets, a big spanner and...

    I a have pants with pockets, a big spanner and good with drips

    Do I qualify??
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    No I don't doubt your funds or or the ladies...

    No I don't doubt your funds or or the ladies doing a day long booking

    I just question your stamina ,for your first time your being very optimistic is all( not meant to sound mean)

    Try a well...
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    Ur being very optimistic with an all day booking...

    Ur being very optimistic with an all day booking for your first go IMO
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    Get him to fix that fucking toilet seat while...

    Get him to fix that fucking toilet seat while he's at it
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    I hate taking about septic tanks and slurry...

    I hate taking about septic tanks and slurry tankers also

    Such a mood killer
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    There's a girl in our uk office, every time I...

    There's a girl in our uk office, every time I spoke to her on the phone she sounded sooo sexy

    Met her a few weeks ago

    Voice matches the body :)
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    Only some English accents are sexy Especially...

    Only some English accents are sexy

    Especially when it's their native tougue
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    I'm normally bollocksed after the third selection...

    I'm normally bollocksed after the third selection box

    Minus the fudge:)
    Yuk
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    Sophie and Saul on top of me I'm blushing

    Sophie and Saul on top of me

    I'm blushing
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    I've already been allocated the job of sticking...

    I've already been allocated the job of sticking the name tags on the girls

    And Saul mwaaaahhh
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    From a distance It just looks like they blend...

    From a distance It just looks like they blend into one super sized ball bag
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    To birds with the wan stone and all that

    To birds with the wan stone and all that
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    I'll wear my pulling pants on the night so ya...

    I'll wear my pulling pants on the night so ya won't feel to bad when u fall under my spell
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    RAID the housekeeping trolley for towels, loo...

    RAID the housekeeping trolley for towels, loo roll and shampoo
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    My brother make nice banana bread

    My brother make nice banana bread
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    Forum abuser

    Forum abuser
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    I'm a man slut

    I'm a man slut
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    7 days to hangover from hell

    7 days to hangover from hell
  25. Thread: fuck you life

    by Flappy
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    It is a digger, a bucket wheel mobile excavator...

    It is a digger, a bucket wheel mobile excavator to be precise ya spanner
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