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    A guy is hiking up a mountain when he sees a girl...

    A guy is hiking up a mountain when he sees a girl standing at the edge of a cliff, crying.

    "Hey," he says, "if you're going to jump, how about giving me a blow job before you do it?"

    "My life's...
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    A man and a woman are sitting next to each other...

    A man and a woman are sitting next to each other at a bar getting drunk. The man turns to the woman and asks her why she's so down.

    "My husband just left me. He said I'm too kinky in bed," she...
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    A koala bear and a hooker go back to her place...

    A koala bear and a hooker go back to her place and they get undressed. The koala bear goes down on the hooker for three hours straight. She has multiple orgasms! After three hours he stops, gets up...
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    A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was...

    A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes: 'USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!'
    ...
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    A man returns from a foreign holiday and is...

    A man returns from a foreign holiday and is feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor, and is immediately rushed to the hospital to undergo tests. The man wakes up after the tests in a private room...
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    A worried father telephoned his family doctor and...

    A worried father telephoned his family doctor and said that he was afraid that his teenaged son had come down with V.D.

    "He says he hasn't had sex with anyone but the maid, so it has to be her."
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    This lovely young spunk is sitting in a train...

    This lovely young spunk is sitting in a train carriage on her own when a crusty
    old bastard comes in, eating a tray of king prawns.

    He sits opposite her, shelling his prawns and flicking the...
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    This bloke picks up a hooker and goes up to her...

    This bloke picks up a hooker and goes up to her room, peels all her clothes off,
    lays her down on the bed then proceeds eagerly to eat her out. At one stage he
    stuck his tongue in to the hilt and...
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    Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went to...

    Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?
    A: He wiped the chain and pulled himself
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    A drunk sitting at a bar observes a very snobby...

    A drunk sitting at a bar observes a very snobby woman participating in a wine tasting contest. She was very good at identifying the wine.

    At the first taste she says; "Cabernet Sauvignon, 1998"...
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    A family went to the zoo one day. As they stopped...

    A family went to the zoo one day. As they stopped at the Elephant display, the father left to use the bathrooms. While he was gone, the little girl asks the mother, "Mamma, what's that thing hanging...
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    Three lady friends always meet for lunch on...

    Three lady friends always meet for lunch on Thursdays.

    One Thursday Anne says, "There's this thing, when I go down on my John, his balls are always cold."

    Funny you should say that", says Mary....
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    A beautiful, well endowed, young blonde lady went...

    A beautiful, well endowed, young blonde lady went to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looked about the store, she noticed a box full of frogs. The sign said: "Sex Frogs! Only...
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    The Erecterius Trouserius or the Trouser Snake is...

    The Erecterius Trouserius or the Trouser Snake is one of the world's most dangerous snake.
    Color varies from pink to black. While it is perhaps the shortest known species and fangless,
    its highly...
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    A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a...

    A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the African desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent.

    He asks the...
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    Filthy joke zone

    Disclaimer : Jokes are jokes if you get easily offended don't come onto this thread. It's not that bad

    A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.

    The interviewer asks him, "Are you...
  17. Thread: Question

    by CoolJay
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    Question

    I created a meme to ask this question

    http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/35593911.jpg
  18. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ODfe5017h4&list=FL...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ODfe5017h4&list=FLO6IY_dJvER-ky_Cx0fWjmw&index=3
  19. Thread: Where's Rachel

    by CoolJay
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    Debateable

    Debateable
  20. Thread: A c..k feast

    by CoolJay
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    Theres one escort ladie here who keeps posting...

    Theres one escort ladie here who keeps posting posting posting shite all day long,gets on my fucking tits i dont look in the threads she makes and pass off quickly if i see her post,its really boring...
  21. Thread: new threads.

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    Who gives a shit really,im here for the girls its...

    Who gives a shit really,im here for the girls its only online posters that mean nothing to me. Dont dislike anyone here but just saying
  22. Thread: I'm new

    by CoolJay
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    Welcome mate

    Welcome mate
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    http://sphotos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/5969...

    http://sphotos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/59696_299822583478028_1387433875_n.jpg
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    Great news :)

    Great news :)
  25. Thread: Thanks ladies

    by CoolJay
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    Your avatar offends me,i hate all things sex

    Your avatar offends me,i hate all things sex
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