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    Serious ... Sirius ...Serious ... Sir ... oh...

    Serious ... Sirius ...Serious ... Sir ... oh nevermind, you halfwit.
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    No problem. Proverbs 11:2 You're welcome.

    No problem.

    Proverbs 11:2

    You're welcome.
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    You're alright, for what it's worth. And I don't...

    You're alright, for what it's worth. And I don't harbour grudges. I just don't swallow.
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    You sure can, the posters that will suck ass all...

    You sure can, the posters that will suck ass all day are few and far between ;) :D
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    Gave up reviewing three profiles back, you'll be...

    Gave up reviewing three profiles back, you'll be waiting.
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    Gauloises or Rothmans?

    Gauloises or Rothmans?
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    Probably shouldn't be encouraging her, she looks...

    Probably shouldn't be encouraging her, she looks like she just about survived the last stroke.


    And no, not the wan in the car, the wan in the OP with the sideways face.
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    What's wrong with her face? ... does she...

    What's wrong with her face?


    ... does she smoke?
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    I've two broken noses in karate, one of them from...

    I've two broken noses in karate, one of them from my sensei. I guess he really liked me.
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    Stay classy, champ.

    Stay classy, champ.
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    What? It's definitely 'your'. Jesus lad, when did...

    What? It's definitely 'your'. Jesus lad, when did you leaf skool?
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    I can see why you would ;)

    I can see why you would ;)
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    If we put my 23 and your 82 together we get 150....

    If we put my 23 and your 82 together we get 150. That's enough to buy a car in Mexico, then you can run me over like the psychopath your score suggests you are and dress my corpse up in a schoolgirls...
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    A bit of respect please, the lad is asking why...

    A bit of respect please, the lad is asking why Romanian escorts keep saying he smells like fish.
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    Do I make you horny baby? ...

    Do I make you horny baby?

    http://i.imgur.com/dDV1nsh.gif
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    You should, I find it sexy in a stranger.

    You should, I find it sexy in a stranger.
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    Sure. What's in it for me?

    Sure. What's in it for me?
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    You're a fucking weirdo. No offence.

    You're a fucking weirdo. No offence.
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    If you have to ask ...

    If you have to ask ...
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    Yeah, stop using Internet Explorer. Noob.

    Yeah, stop using Internet Explorer. Noob.
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    Do you smoke?

    Do you smoke?
  22. I've two balls made of it, kick away ;)

    I've two balls made of it, kick away ;)
  23. What's that? You want change for the cigarette...

    What's that? You want change for the cigarette machine?
    Sorry dude, I've no quarters.



    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKOngTfTMs0
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    Jesus, that's a bit harsh. No quarter for smokers...

    Jesus, that's a bit harsh. No quarter for smokers :(
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    Off for a sneaky fag you mean ;)

    Off for a sneaky fag you mean ;)
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