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2 inches on the top and another 2 in the middle, right? :D

His name is William and there was no dress, just high heels, stockings, ropes and a whip. :p

Actually, he's more like the mailman... always cums twice! :D

Excellent exercise in maturity! :D
Now, let's see...

BEARDED TINY
KINKY BASTARD
MIDDLEAGE GIRTHY
NERDY HUGE SHAFT
ROUGH CIGGAREMAN
SANTA LOOKALIKE
SENIOR CHEEKY

You know when women say "size does not matter at all, honey"?
WOMEN HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO LIE!

That been said, I personally do not think size matters too much. Only very small size matters a lot. :p

Love it!
He's a sexy kinky son of a bitch with a dirty mind to match. :D
The plot is not mindblowing (doh!), but Lucifer is worth every second of watching that show.

Finally a sound point of view!

Feelings? Hmm... Why ruin a perfectly good arrangement? :P Just saying like...

What do you call a lesbian massage?
Is it massage given by a lesbian or are you a lesbian yourself and looking for a massage?

P. S. If indeed woman punter... hmm... yummy! ;)

Well... if the shoe fits... :D

YES!
:D I just knew you're my kind of nerd. Star Wars forever!

Surely you mean yesterday. :D
Pretty sure no doctor is available at 4 am.

Truer words never spoken, however... clients rarely do it. :(

Hey, he's no dummy!
I don't know how to do that either.


Oops! OK, OK, I've heard it... :rolleyes:

No, he works for the phone company and overheard a Garda talking about it, doh!
Wanna bet he has a 'girlfriend' working in the industry? ;)

I wonder what made you realise she is not the lady in the photos.
It was the boobs, wasn't it? :p No chance for a Russian there?

About time we got some female punters. ;)

:D You mean they purposely get pregnant by a client they do not know the real identity of and raise that child only so they can later slap the unknown client with a #collegefund request?
I want to...

Male bashing article???

I almost thought you were joking there for sec... but no!
Man, are you for real? What's the masculine for ragging feminist?

And you're absolutely right, dear, I agree: all three circumstances are calling for extra care. :)

Thank you for that bit of information. Didn't know the Irish legal view on the matter until now.

I think there was a thread here a few weeks ago and men wondering why escorts keep one hand at the base of the condom while they're enjoying some quality time and companionship. There you have it!

:p No problem whatsoever with the English. After all they do love our baguettes.
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Yes, that too. Not very common use nowadays, dates back centuries.

'From at least the 18th century, condom use was opposed in some legal, religious, and medical circles for essentially the same reasons that are given today: condoms reduce the likelihood of...