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    Pros/Cons …. A - V,s - B

    Just wondered Ur experienced opinion of which is best in terms of security (ie Garda Watched) Hotel OR Apartment ie Gated type or Block ?
  2. Thread: 50/50 ?

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    50/50 ?

    Just wondering is the risk of SDI greater or minor receiving OWO CIM from an escort ?
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    Ask an Escort/Lady for a DISCOUNT .... ?? U Gotta...

    Ask an Escort/Lady for a DISCOUNT .... ?? U Gotta be Shitting me its safer face Dracula "He-Self" with a ruddy big gaping wound on Ur neck ;) :)
  4. Thread: advise please

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    Keep a Copy of "Play Boy" Magazine in Ur Ass...

    Keep a Copy of "Play Boy" Magazine in Ur Ass pocket or in a glass box over Ur bed saying "In emergency's break glass" ;)
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    :) I think this THEORY is a Load of "Bull"...

    :) I think this THEORY is a Load of "Bull" said/thought up by the jealous, & no Im just Ur ordinary practical type that puts the Round Peg in the Round Hole, but what I find hilarious about this...
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    Pilgramidge to Knock Co. Mayo ... :) :) ;)

    Pilgramidge to Knock Co. Mayo ... :) :) ;)
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    Kendra ... how do U make a "Red Neck" laugh on a...

    Kendra ... how do U make a "Red Neck" laugh on a Monday ?????????? tell him the joke on a Friday ;) :)
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    I know Huawei & some are Flutered in 4 languages...

    I know Huawei & some are Flutered in 4 languages ... ;)
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    DONT FORGET Stephanie, Just In-Case keep a...

    DONT FORGET Stephanie, Just In-Case keep a Cruafix in a glass box on the wall marked "Break Glass" ;) ...... Back Dracula .. Back, Back I say .... :) ;)
  10. Thread: Favourites list

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    Here .. Here Xman69 I know the feeling Im...

    Here .. Here Xman69 I know the feeling Im thinking of writing a Strongly Worded letter to "Consumer Affairs" about this :) ;) ... I happens as as U said U may not always be talking to the Lady prior...
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    Christ ... Stephanie ... after reading all Ur...

    Christ ... Stephanie ... after reading all Ur points there realy is only 3 thing left for us all to do ... 1) put Ur hands behind Ur head 2) put Ur head between Ur legs & 3) Then Kiss Ur Ass Goodbye...
  12. Man once said "I think Horses are smarter than...

    Man once said "I think Horses are smarter than Humans because put 10 Horses in a race & they will be hundreds of people would go to see them race, BUT put 10 Human in a race Huhhhh & not even 1 Horse...
  13. Thread: Lucky :D

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    Hi Alexa, .... if I won the Big one it would have...

    Hi Alexa, .... if I won the Big one it would have no positive effect on me because IF I WON IT I would get such a F..king shock I would get a Heart Attack & "Keel-Over" .... End Of Story ..... :) ;)
  14. U Gotta-Be Shitting me ..... :) :) ;)

    U Gotta-Be Shitting me ..... :) :) ;)
  15. Hi Ladyvonteese ... I find ladies with glasses...

    Hi Ladyvonteese ... I find ladies with glasses very sexy indeed but in honesty it gives me the "Creeps" if they peep out at U over there glasses ... reminds me of an old school teacher type ..... its...
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    Hi Stevenn, I wouldent be to worried about...

    Hi Stevenn, I wouldent be to worried about hotels, asI have met stunners there before (Escorts that is) only advise I can say to U is just make the Girl aware of Ur not wanting to look like an "Odd...
  17. Thread: Why oh why....

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    I once heard Richard Athenboro (not sure of the...

    I once heard Richard Athenboro (not sure of the spelling) say a Giraffee is the only animal that can Lick/Clean his own ears with its 22" TONGUE .... "Eeeewwwweeee" so the moral of this "Useless...
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    U have Brains to Burn ...... & U should Burn them...

    U have Brains to Burn ...... & U should Burn them .... :) :)
  19. Thread: Hour long BJ

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    Hi Volcano81 ... No I think everyone understands...

    Hi Volcano81 ... No I think everyone understands & me Im just "Taking the Piss" :) ;)
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    "Tis better to Whisper advice from a darkened...

    "Tis better to Whisper advice from a darkened corner that to Risk its Merrit to the point of Attack" ... ;)
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    Hi wolfie .... with respect that saying should...

    Hi wolfie .... with respect that saying should say (if Im correct) .... "A Bird in the Hand is worth two in the Bush" ..... basicaly if Ur not a gambler what U have IN YOUR HAND NOW is as good or...
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    Hi richieboy ... with respect I think that saying...

    Hi richieboy ... with respect I think that saying goes "People who live in Glass Houses should never throw Stones" ;)
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    Jjjeesssuusss the last time I saw a Girl acting...

    Jjjeesssuusss the last time I saw a Girl acting like that she looked abit the same but had black hair & she was on a Film called "The Ring" :) ;) but yes I love the song.
  24. Thread: Hour long BJ

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    Theres a Service that would exactly suit what U...

    Theres a Service that would exactly suit what U want ... its called a "DYSON" it sucks & blows for hours & I beleive is very flexiable also :) ;)
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    Kendra a Young Chap & his girlfriend once said...

    Kendra a Young Chap & his girlfriend once said that when they have sex they dont feel "The Earth Moving" ... so they decided to change that .... so NOW have sex on a moving BULL DOZER ... :) :) ;)
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