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So what's with the majority of escorts these days not displaying their prices?? All im seeing lately is ask ask ask.

Its pretty annoying to be honest... I like to know if a girl is either 60 70 80...

I know the girl ur talkin about and funnily enough I had no interest in her till she got huge tits! Lol

I just love massive fake titties...the bigger the better I say. ;)

oh i didnt mean win the title lol, just meant can he win the match ;)

But you never know eh?

Was it annoyin ye THAT much in general chat? :rolleyes::rolleyes:

No shocks today but still an interesting days snooker.

Lookin forward to our very own ken doherty playing the second round this weekend..

CAN HE WIN???

Angles Mc Manus beat john higgins and now faces our very own Ken Doherty ...

Great chance for Ken to make the quarter finals!!

Epic tension the first 3 days with a couple of shocks already!

Could be a classic tournament..

Who's watching?...

Got to a ladys door once when i realized i needed to take a huge dump so before i had a shower i got on the bowl and dropped a huge shit in her toilet....went to flush and it wudnt work!!
I cudnt...

I can't speak for Ronnie but i shall be holed up for the next 2 weeks and by holed up i don't mean anything dirty u dirty bastards ! ;)

Its that time of the year again...17 days of no punting. ;)

Can anyone beat Ronnie?

Only Ding has any chance this year i think.

Thoughts...?

As long as she's notdowning pints of stout cause the smell of stout farts are fuckin brutal!!

Hi James..

Do the escorts giggle when they see your tiny mickey?

Thanks.

I beg to differ....its an open forum and if one dosent like the subject, one dosent have to follow or participate ;)

well...thanks for the help guys, just an update.. cudnt find any escorts willing to accomodate me but one of my girlfriends finally caved in and let me do it in her mouth...the clingfilm option was...

Ah sure its all relative...i think anal is hardcore but its discussed here so..

So recently I've been gettin into the old hardsports but i want to take it a step further and shit in a girls mouth (clingfilm optional) but none of my regular girlfriends will accommodate, a couple...

I've heard its amazing and want to try it out....getting a finger up your ass just before you cum
Do escorts do this?

Just because they can talk good English??
Most of them are washed up and over the hill in fairness...

Not taking the piss guys...it really was shit ..

...It was shit!

Change ur name to little boy addict

Do any of you wonderful punters know or experienced an escort who receives watersports?
Ladies, feel free to comment also :-)

Do any of the lovely ladies offer "receiving" watersports?
I like a good ole golden shower as much as the next man but I would like even more to cover a girl with a full bladder of of my piss.
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What about Serena?? Jaaaaysus ye could balance a Starbucks on that arse!!

It was the gravy I tells ye!!