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    Prior to joining this site in 2012 it was a big...

    Prior to joining this site in 2012 it was a big fat zero.
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    Agreed, she’s a fantastic escort and a lovely...

    Agreed, she’s a fantastic escort and a lovely person as well.
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    That's a great reply in fairness.

    That's a great reply in fairness.
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    Not unreasonable at all. I don't like these...

    Not unreasonable at all.

    I don't like these wishy-washy answers such as "in a little while" - like what does that actually mean?

    Reminds me of the time I asked a regular escort for an...
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    Started in 2012 and each time I say I'm quitting...

    Started in 2012 and each time I say I'm quitting I end up going back. The sex drive in humans is extremely strong.
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    This really hot blonde sat down in front of me on...

    This really hot blonde sat down in front of me on the bus.

    I said "Excuse me love, you've got two cum stains on the back of your pants".

    She said "I have children, that's probably yoghurt."
    ...
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    Wasn’t it in Back to the Future or Born on the...

    Wasn’t it in Back to the Future or Born on the Fourth of July, can’t remember which.
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    If City don’t win the Champions League with...

    If City don’t win the Champions League with Haaland they’ll never win it!
  9. They should have their own separate category on...

    They should have their own separate category on this site. Tired of gay/TS/TV or whatever they call themselves appearing when I search for escorts.
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    Cancer and diabetes are obviously not contagious.

    Cancer and diabetes are obviously not contagious.
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    Well you won’t win the Lotto as it hasn’t been...

    Well you won’t win the Lotto as it hasn’t been won in months. It’s a farce, stopped playing years ago when they added more numbers and decreased your odds even further. Wankers.
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    Exactly, assholes obsessed with the power they’ve...

    Exactly, assholes obsessed with the power they’ve been given and which they now never want to relinquish.
  13. Yeah, this can happen quite easily. I never rely...

    Yeah, this can happen quite easily. I never rely on the escort’s diary and usually don’t wait til the last day or two of her tour just in case she decides to leave early. If things are too quite I...
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    October 2012 I joined after having visited my...

    October 2012 I joined after having visited my first escort to leave her a review. Didn’t even realise there was a forum. I just bit the bullet and made the call. It’s much easier to make that call...
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    You cannot be serious. I despise that woman.

    You cannot be serious.

    I despise that woman.
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    Or including the tip they gave the escort in the...

    Or including the tip they gave the escort in the price just to feel good about themselves. We don't need to know about it.
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    What a match!

    What a match!
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    60 mph road for decades and speed reduced to 60...

    60 mph road for decades and speed reduced to 60 km for no good reason. Take your dogooder attitude elsewhere.
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    @pegmyass85 Ah dogoodery - so common these...

    @pegmyass85

    Ah dogoodery - so common these days. Bet you never did anything wrong or against the law your entire life!

    What about paying for sex for a start?
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    Surely “Bi” is just made up bullshit. IMO If a...

    Surely “Bi” is just made up bullshit. IMO If a man is bi then he’s just gay, end of.

    Some escorts say they’re bi but they’re really not. Others change from bi to heterosexual depending on the...
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    Yeah, with the lack of traffic I had loads more...

    Yeah, with the lack of traffic I had loads more time in the mornings to walk the dog and learn piano. I’ll certainly miss that when things return to normal.
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    The guards must have had fuck all to do during...

    The guards must have had fuck all to do during the lockdowns as the amount of people caught for speeding was huge. Hiding up laneways with guns that can catch you from a mile away. Government must...
  23. I only recently visited escorts I’d already seen...

    I only recently visited escorts I’d already seen many times before and everything I wanted was available. Your experience would maybe put me off visiting someone new unless all this Covid hysteria...
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    As the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air said “I like a...

    As the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air said “I like a woman with a big ass. Up to a point! Then it just gets nasty”.
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    Honesty in relation to favourites advertised. I...

    Honesty in relation to favourites advertised. I will always return to the honest escorts.
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