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Shit cant remember the new one :-(

Hows about get lost love........... you are pathetic........

Whjy thank you ,thats the nicest thing said all day to me.


Your name is westie, use it not the name of some idiot bomber that...

Wow maybe that explains why you love so many of the anonymous usernames.I have this username because i banjaxed the other three i had ,that everyone knew about just as i will banjax this one too...

Maybe its because you can relate to stupidity easily?You should specialise in bj's.

I like you when your quiet,
Westside.

I can see you there on the list.Sitting there all nice and shiney.Xmas has come and gone,another year has come and gone.

Remember these little items that entered your mind this past year?Will they...

dont forget your Chelsea scarf.

A must have for any occaision,
Westside.

How do you manage that?So if i were a client calling to you,i would be greeted at the door by a lady wearing,Bra and matching knickers with suspender belt and stockings over a dark business like suit...

va vrise von "Ve Veetie" (veg tm). Vuck vake.Vis vucky vu vet a visly 250 vom ver.

Veetie ver vealthy,
Vestside.

Ver vas a van vamed Vestside.Vestside vould vave veaten 3000 post vark a von vime vago.Vroblem vis Vestside vanged vis vsername to Vimothy McVeigh.Vonly vor vat, vark vould vave veing veaten vong...

the man who does not know how to use his willy,the man who thinks a recession is a type of garment and a man who thinks that any new year resolution is better than none.

My new username?
...

ninebythree

lol
Westside.

one of the ah ha moments.The penny finally drops.Tell the rest of them i said hiya.

Hiyaaaaaaa,
Westside.

no of escorts (in ppl) x rate per period of time.

Well looks like every tourist chief and escort in the country will be looking for me now.I will be getting pms like this one,

Dearest Westiber,...

How much are you worth now?
Westside.

Jesus westside is it actually you??

No its not me.Im just pretending to be me.

Im focusing on pretending to be me,
Westside.

Visiting escorts is one of the worst habits a guy could develope.What else is 250 / hour and has something you cant carry through your day with you unless you go back and pay another 250?Espeicially...

we are creatures of habit

Yep but that includes good ones too doesnt it.So why are so many of ppls habits the bad ones or apparent bad ones in their own minds?

sometimes its so hard to kick...

For all of thsoe idiots that dont like me.Yes ppl that dont like me are idiots.

I give you the ultimate torcher,

YouTube - ESC 1980 - #17 "What's Another Year?", Johnny Logan (Ireland)

Have...

YouTube - ESC 1980 - #17 "What's Another Year?", Johnny Logan (Ireland)

Dr. Westside.

To be more tolerable of ppl.

Now f'off and stop hijacking my thread with your frilly knickers,shower clips,Alaska and we dont do this but do do this.A do do do a da da da Oppps my resolution is...

Mostly New Years Resolutions are done by means of giving up something.Giving up fags,junk etc.The problem with this appraoch,just saying "i will give up eating junk" is that it means to achieve your...

Remember Ber shit happening is part of life,shit will always happen.The trick is to control how you react to it.The less you react ,the less of a grip it will have and the easier it is to refocus.Of...

while im still a bit soberish.Im talking on a general basis.On a general basis girth is more important than length.Im not saying that length means nothing or girth is everything.Im saying that a...

Like all the Prophets,astrologists.Telling us about the end of the world.Stay at ho, one of these fat rested guys on TV.Stay at home its Doomsday because Uranuas is in the cast of Saturn and Gemini...

well your the boyooooooooooo.The E-I boyooooooooo.

The Ladoooooo went to college to get a degree.To what degree he got it is a different story.

One of lifes bright ones he is,
Westside.