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    A visit to the Baltic Bitch

    Fellow punters- my cock is sore!
    Yes it aches as I type this!
    You see today I visited, for the first time, the Baltic Bitch, the well known Latvian (I think!) escort based in Sandymount.
    I include...
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    A escort told me I have Smelly Feet!!!

    Fellow punters- I am shocked! Today a escort told me I have Smelly Feet!
    It all began earlier when when I was out getting the paper on James Street, I bumped into Cherburg Cherry, the well known...
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    Moldova Maria

    Fellow Punters! I have given up going to escorts lately!
    Yes I have had to give up my fun and joy, all because of those bastard bankers and what they did to the country, and even escorts themselves...
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    A true HERO!!!!!!

    Fellow punters- the term HERO is used for every tosser who picks his nose these days- but today I want to bring your attention to a real HERO- this guy brought a tear to my eyes, he is a HERO of the...
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    No more Sucky and Fucky . . .

    My fellow punters- more bad news !
    I was walking down Grafton street this morning when I bumped into Sucky and Fucky, the well known escort duo from Latvia.
    I took their picture on my camera phone...
  6. BREAKING NEWS! Punters clash outside the Dail!

    Fellow punters! Dramatic news today!
    Punters have been involved in clashes outside the goverment buildings!
    It all began earlier whenI got a message from Mister Cowan- he said-
    "Citizen Spunk! I...
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    A sight to make me ANGRY!

    Fellow punters!
    Today I saw something which made my blood boil!
    Anger- is the way I felt!
    It all began this morning when I went for the morning paper, inside the Centra store I met Handjob...
  8. Always make sure you have the right telephone number . . .

    Fellow Punters!
    My arse is sore! Very very sore, in fact its painful for me to sit down!
    But I just have to tell all yous- my fellow punters, to always make sure you have the right telephone number...
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    A letter to Mister Cowen . . . .

    Fellow punters- I have been disturbed this week . .
    Our great Leader Mister Cowen, has been the butt of many jokes and insults, only last night,in Brussels Niclos Sazcozy, the president of those ...
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    Knicker Stealing- What Gives?

    Fellow Punters-
    Have you ever wondered- why do some pervs steal knickers?
    Why do they steal the underwear of nice females?
    Many a night I have tossed and turned, thinking about this, and so I...
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    Lucky Day!

    Fellow Punters and Good Friends!

    Today was lucky for me- I had decided to visit a escort, and for a change I thought I would go to a agency instead of a independent.
    So a quick look on E 1 and I...
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    The Blushing Bride

    Fellow Punters and good friends- Yesterday I had yet another close call when I went to visit a escort, It all began when I went to visit Geebag Gabriela, the well known Spanish escort, currently on...
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    I made a escort PREGNANT!

    Fellow Punters- I am in shock today!
    Let me explain- well first of all the day started good- I had a tickle in my pants and decided I might visit my favorite escort Jasmin to allow her to fix it....
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    We have a KNICKERS THIEF among us!

    Fellow punters, I have disturbing news for you, our suspictions have been confirmed- we have a serious knickers thief among us!
    Yes this . . (my blood boils when I think of him!). this scoundrel is...
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    Warm Weather . . . and MINI SKIRTS!

    Fellow Punters!- I have good news for yous!- Warm weather is coming, and that means lots and lots of mini skirts will be seen on the streets!
    Yes - Warm weather will be here for the weekend- 20...
  16. A Escort accused me of stealing her Knickers!!!

    Fellow punters- I am in shock this evening!
    Today a escort accused me of stealing her KNICKERS.
    It all began today when I decided I would like to visit a escort, I decided to visit Mature Margo,...
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    Email from Porto Can Santo

    Fellow punters! - Yesterday I got a cheeky email from The well known Spanish Escort Abrigale, on holiday in Porto Can Santo, yous all know her- normally based in James street- famous for her high...
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    Go to Escorts- and save money!

    Fellow punters- In these times of shortage of monies, punters have to think up new ways to save money while still going to escorts!
    We should help each other, give each other ideas!
    So I will get...
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    How to get a BIG BIG Penis!

    Fellow punters and good friends!
    It has been brought to mt attention that many of yous have little Penises! Yes Little willies!
    I was told this this morning when I visited Blowjob Biannca, the...
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    I have become a male escort!!!!

    Fellow punters- times are hard these days- money is short for us all- so I decided to become a male escort!
    After all- theres big money to be made- so tonight I began my new job, and I include a...
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    4 Pricks and Tokyo Rose

    Fellow punters- I have a little tale to tell yous!
    It happened last week, and began when I got a text from Tokyo Rose, the well known Japanese escort, famed for her short skirted schoolgirl...
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    Guilty Conscience . . . .

    Fellow punters and good friends!
    I have a guilty conscience lately! Let me explain-
    Is it right for us to spend big money on escorts when the country is in dire financial straits?
    I wondered...
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    My neighbour is a Prick!

    Fellow punters and good friends!
    A new neighbour moved in next door- and he is a real Prick!
    He iritates me!
    I cant stand him- he is a smug, always smiling Prick!
    All the women in the area seem...
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    I am giving up Escorts!!!!!

    Fellow punters and friends!
    I am giving up escorts! Yes it came to me this morning- crystal clear- escorting is for mugs, simple mined halfwits! Mugs! I am a mug, we are mugs! Think about it- we go...
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    My new Gym Instructor

    Fellow punters and good friends!
    Today a new gym instructor arrived at my gym!
    Her name is Jolanda, and she is from Yugoslovakia or somewhere! Tall and curvy and fit- and with a body made for sex!...
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