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There are no words... Just take my credit card

$1300 can't be a standard rate surely.... This was a porn star did you say?

Really don't know how weird this is considered but the experience I'm after doesn't involve any actual sex. Just the worlds most intimate lap dance!

I'd like to spend a little bit of time chatting...

Great! I'm thinking of having a party. A very expensive one with a couple of escorts! You're totally invited! :flirt:

Are you coming onto me?

It's official... Easter weekend I shall be left to my own devices! The wife travels home to her parents and I have been granted 4 days of me time!
4 whole days! What ever am I to do?? It'll be awful...

This weekend ah noooo! :( sulk mode activated.....

Returning home..
"Yeah turned out to be an awful fuckin state of a wagon shur I gave it a go anyway!"

Becase half truths are easier than lies! 😋😂😇

First of all ass > boobs....just sayin...

Secondly! It always interests me to see what people consider to be an addiction. I mean what qualifies as an addict. Things like stealing to "feed the...

Yaaaay equinox! So what do we do on this, the most inox of all the equinoxes?

Oh fact. And this is going to sound very fuckin bullshitty, maybe even a bit white knighty but if I get a sense that she's not enjoying it, I go fuckin flaccid. Ruins it.

Takin you for granted mate you're a fuckin catch!

But..But..But.... I'm horny! 😋 Anyway this isn't new. What is it they say? Women are like ovens and men are like microwaves? Pretty sure I've made a balls of that saying but it's something similar!

Ah jaysus like if she can't take a joke 😂😂

My one and only so far yes! I figured if it was a hotel that'd be OK... Was apartment complex.. I waited until nightfall but fuckin hell was nerve racking enough... Believe I got away with it! No...

Thanks IDF! Today I learned something!

Ohh guess I missed out... Pretty sure she was in my area recently enough 😱😫
Congratulations!! 😁

The same thing we do every day Pinky.....TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

Nice one man thanks!! ...... can't promise I won't eat the Chocice :D

As I said variety is the spice of life I don't know why we deny ourselves when it comes to sex..
Many here have learned to separate romantic and emotional relationships from a good aul ride! But I...

omg WOW :O

I just want to clarify... None of what is on my mind today regarding escorts was on my mind when we got married.....

Was very into it and then changed....but honestly things were already fairly dull in that direction by the time we got married...what can I say I didn't marry her for the sex!

I'm in the same boat as a lot of people here....sex just isn't what I want at home.
I've actually spoken with herself about it so she knows I'm not happy but doesn't seem too bothered about doing...

Shur just give the chair a good ole sniff test first! :P :D