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I've been here almost here 5 years under my current guise as EA1. Had first registered in April 2006 but that profile didn't get used much in those pre Smartphone days and couldn't find the password...

Sould have said € 12 bill for last year 2013. Approx. € 6 bill next year ????

Anyhow, the teal message is to go forth, drop your pants and do your best for Ireland.

Someone remarkrd that the economy is rightly f**ked.

Actually, most of the money probably leaves the country-just like the Pfizer profits on viagra.

But ok, we'll give the ladies some credit as well.

Still borrowing € 2 bill a year but...

So E-I punters have come to the aid of the country. An acknowledgement of estimated spending on escorts means that the economy is bigger than previously assumed and therefore the total national...

That is absolutely priceless - perhaps he didn't know what being a virgin entails.

It was some unnatural contortion activity. Perhaps crunches might be a better starting description. How to God do I know - I get out of breath just putting on my shoes. Anyways, there was a lot of...

I suspect many of us on.this site long to be born again virgins.

Good night sir. I live in hope. Perhaps I'll wake up tomorrow and find her.

So how would I know?

Brilliant.

Ya you'te probably right time to jump over to the "New or Old" thread I suppose?

And this thread is NOT about exercising in the gym and the sights you might see.

What if I decide to retire and want to settle down with a young lady. How would I know that she was chaste and pure...

As a general rule I wouldn't take anything posted after closing time too seriously.

As a rule I don't oogle at women. If I notice someone nice out on the street I won't turn my head or even divert my eyes but......
.... when you see a girl doing "press-ups" whilst dangling upside...

Question: How would you know if the girl you were intimate with was actually a virgin?

Now I accept that it is probably a long time since anyone on this forum was or met a virgin so I might be...

I was trying to be a clever smart ass there, something my mother warned me about many years ago. Apologies.

Assume = Ass + U + Me

Anyways, I'd be astonished if the escort gave a refund. She...

I suspect that Assume made an ass of you and me in this situation.

I've met a few escorts recently that seem to carry a stock of particularly small condoms. I am far far far from being well endowed so they were obviously designed for Hobbits.

To be honest, the...

Has anyone visited the Chinese girl Amanda who is in Cork at the moment?

I have enjoyed meeting many oriental escorts over the past year but all of a sudden they often don't allow reviews and the...

Hope that hasn't happened too often.

This thread is just going to run and run........

I think that Tuam needs more than just escorts.

Yes sir, indeed. But we must be magnanimous. We can't gloat just because nature blessed us with our place of birth. It would be unseemly to feel a sense of superiority.

Although, when you think of...

I always thought that everyone's desire was to travel to Cork, regardless of whether there was a sexy lady involved or not.