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What kind of moron sleeps with a woman who is dwunk? I'll see you in cwourt, swir!

Don't spit on my cupcake and call is frosting, sir!

Because you sir, are a moron!

Bollocks you morans!

Don't twy to pull the wool over my eyes, Swir! I'm a twuth machine!

Well I admire your honesty Mworpheous. You should have some self control though, but it is to be expected from a hworny guy!

You mastuwrbate a lot, don't you Swir? Don't lie to me! I'm a truth machine!

You are a moron, Swir... er mwouse!

I like you Swir... you have a very good pewrception of the world.

Here is a pictwure of my chwair.

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I remembwer when this moron turned up to a court hearing a few years ago, dressed in a track swuit! I asked him, "Did you forgwet you were coming to court today?"

It goes without saying that I...

Don't be a moron, Byrd!

Ain't that the truth?

I gave him a day orf. He was working too hward.

Get over it!

She's a very attractive gwurl.

I fwind it rather offensive when somebwody makes a mockery outta the way we tawlk, Sir! Didn't you mwother teach you any mwanners?

( To Byrd ) Touch every third person, and you'll find an idiot.

Baloney!!!

Do you come from a long line of idiots?

You're a very smwart guy.

Are you on any medication?

My grandmother always told me "beauty fades, but dumb is forever!"

You are to respond, "Yes, ma'am"!

You sir, are a moron!