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    Choose an escort and make a booking. Turn up on...

    Choose an escort and make a booking. Turn up on time, with the right money and be clean and respectful. Do your very best to make the escort see you as a client with whom she would be happy to...
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    Has anyone here ever tried the lateral coital...

    Has anyone here ever tried the lateral coital position? I never managed to find an escort keen to give it a go.
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    A couple of years ago, I could have referred you...

    A couple of years ago, I could have referred you to the actual table. It was in a room in a German hotel and the actual room with the actual table featured in their website. I could tell because each...
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    Lady on the table.

    Lady on the table.
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    RIP Peter Sarstedt

    Best known for the song, "Where do you go to my lovely?"

    I remember a punt with our own very special Sweet Mandy.

    In the shower, I held her naked body to me and sang that song.

    I reached the...
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    International sex guide is one site that might...

    International sex guide is one site that might help you. Just google it.
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    I see that some folks have recommended that you...

    I see that some folks have recommended that you go for a curved TV but I would advise you to go all out. Find one who is absolutely totally bent.
  8. Thread: Endorphins.

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    I think that you are talking about adrenalin not...

    I think that you are talking about adrenalin not endorphin.
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    Let's hope that the spirit of this topic lets us...

    Let's hope that the spirit of this topic lets us discuss the difference between "let's" and "lets"!
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    Let's not forget size and sighs. For example:...

    Let's not forget size and sighs.

    For example:

    "The size of my arse" refers to dimensions whereas "the sighs of my arse" is a polite way of writing about flatulence.
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    Let's get back on topic and discuss the...

    Let's get back on topic and discuss the difference between tit's and tits.
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    What about all the Americans writing things such...

    What about all the Americans writing things such as "I was so scared, I could of died"?
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    I try to keep quite quiet.

    I try to keep quite quiet.
  14. Thread: Problem

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    Was that because you have some medical condition...

    Was that because you have some medical condition that indicates that you should avoid it or was he just a moralistic prick?

    If the former, try to address that. If the latter, find a better doctor.
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    The lady has a number of reviews already and they...

    The lady has a number of reviews already and they seem to be positive. Perhaps the ad is letting her regulars know that she is back and she may put in a number later if she has time for new clients....
  16. Thread: Problem

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    Try Viagra it is known to help with that.

    Try Viagra it is known to help with that.
  17. I lived next door to an escort for two years. Not...

    I lived next door to an escort for two years. Not an apartment block but in a small row of old terraced houses.

    In all that time, I never was door knocked by a punter after my neighbour. Not once....
  18. Poll: One of the advantages of making prostitution...

    One of the advantages of making prostitution legal is that you can have laws to address it.

    For example. You can have an anti discrimination law that says that nobody may refuse to provide goods...
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    stuck on the mobile site

    Often, when I visit this site on my phone I am stuck on the mobile site.

    The mobile pages all have a link near to the top of the page that should take you to the desktop site but when I click it I...
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    Most likely the escort would be facing this...

    Most likely the escort would be facing this situation for the first time but would do the right thing and call for an ambulance.

    The ambulance guys have seen it all before. Many times. Mistresses...
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    Roast Goose. With all the expected favourites...

    Roast Goose.

    With all the expected favourites of course.

    Given where they come from, just another session of pleasure with a bird from Poland or Hungary. ;)
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    Ask if they can put you in the same cell as the...

    Ask if they can put you in the same cell as the lady and explain that you still have twenty minutes left.
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    Actually, you were wrong both times. Or perhaps...

    Actually, you were wrong both times. Or perhaps right both times. It depends on the phone.

    A dual sim phone that can have both sims active and connected to a network at the same time must have two...
  24. Thread: Masterbation

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    There are fifteen million people in the world who...

    There are fifteen million people in the world who follow a faith that no only forbids the practice, but demands that the faithful wear special underwear that is designed to prevent such activities.
    ...
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    At best it can only be joint weirdest because...

    At best it can only be joint weirdest because this is not the first time that it has happened. There was a very similar court case about four years ago.
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