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LDM is running for Taoiseach. As my first act, I will be utilising an immensely powerful space laser of Sci-Fi proportions, which will cut through rock and dirt, in order to literally cut off Dublin...

See peeps? Damo gets it. Why can't the rest of ye?? FFS :angryfire:

Damo you have my permission to kick everyone's asses.

This socialite a female socialite? In which case, is she good looking? In which case, pics or gtfo.

I'll eat anything woke for breakfast, shit it out, douse it in a gallon of kerosene and set it alight, toss the ashes into a jar, put it inside a nuke and fire it towards the sun! :angryfire:
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Btw, to the sad desperate loser that 1 stars threads all the time..... I BEAT YOU TO IT SUCKER!!!!!

I'm sure you'll be back again... Lightning striking twice and all that. Or is it thrice now at this stage, Balboa?

Why do we have eyes? So we can look.

Why do we have ears? So we can hear.

Why do we have nostrils? So we can smell.

Etc etc etc

My point is.....

Just because:

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Who? Sounds like a right cunt.



^^ But at least he's not a miserable cunt.....

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If your instinctual guess was in reference to homosexuality, I am afraid you are mistaken.

We are the last members of the Genus that is Homo. Confused? Lions are Panthera leo. Tigers are Panthera...

You cunts: We thought you were on hiatus?
LDM: I am, but I needed to vent and there's no better audience to suffer it than you useless cunts.

- GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE LEO VARADKAR, WHEREVER THE...

I would say well over 90% of clients think with their dicks and piss with their brains. So...

A plague? Well I maybe wouldn't go that far. I mean, you're heading in that general direction but...

You enter a raffle for charity or something, and win. Your prize: free dinner date with one celebrity of your choice. Who you picking? And dinner only... so don't be expecting any extra 'dessert'...

When are they making all the Formula-series cars electric, outside of Formula E that is? You'd imagine with all the environmental stuff going on and the worldwide rush with electric cars, that F1,...

Trivago???

Understatement of the millennium.

Don't ask someone 'if they're okay', when it's quite obvious they're not. That can often act as a sort of trigger, even though nothing was meant by it. People in...

That's why I stole a Domino's Pizza delivery bag and uniform.

Garda: "But why were you in the premises, when you could have just dropped off the pizza?"

Me: "Because first and foremost, I...

Thank you. But no. I have been informed on numerous occasions by those that have been here a long time, that this is in fact the best thing I have ever written:
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If they want to see what real hate speech is, I'll show them real f*cking hate speech.

Let's just say it involves a knife, and a whole new meaning to 'blowjob' -> Varadkar, Martin, McEntee,...

80? I'll be PISSED if I live anywhere near that long.

Oh, so that's why the 3rd Christopher Nolan Batman movie was called "The Dark Knight Rises".....

Is it better to have a broken mind and know that your mind is broken.

Or to have a broken mind, and be blissfully unaware that anything is wrong.

Which is the lesser of 2 evils.