this is a sick one il apologise up front :
heard Amy isnt dead they drew a white line around the body an she jumped up an snorted it
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I don’t think the poor girl was even cold when I started getting them. All last night every 20 mins my phone would text alert me with one, everyone worse than the last.
I’d like to post some on the board but I know if I did some people would be calling for my head so better now rock the boat for a quiet life.
The incident in Oslo conjures up people's fears, and might make one quesiion just how safe one really is; I feel terrible about what happen mainly because the Noregians have such a good reputation, and no matter how cynical I can be, I still find it hard to come to terms that bad things sometimes happen to good people,
My feelings about Oslo is my own private Idaho that I can't bring myself to express.
Right Doozer this is completely your fault, you asked for them so here they are:-
“I think Amy Winehouse would have appericated all of the jokes about her afterall she was always up for the crack.”
“Amy Winehouse walks into a bar.......barman says sorry we don’t serve sprits.”
“Alex Higgins and George Best are happy they just found out heavens getting a winehouse.”
“Elton John will perform at Amy Winehouse’s funeral with a beautiful rendition of Candle Under The Spoon.”
“Amy Winehouse says she took more shoots in her arm than a Norwegian youth camp.”
“SHIT!.....I had Pete Doherty in the sweet. I have the worst luck.”
“They say she was found looking just slightly more dead than normal.”