Erm, a child with sadistic tendancies? :D
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Well this fella kept his old escort banger in his garden. His teenage son used to sit in it for hours just revving and revving it. A neighbour, who was sick of it, said, I hope someone shoves a spud up the exhaust and it blows the bloody thing up...
Which gave us ideas..
Anyhow it didnt work, the spud just shot out and hit his garden shed.