But how would they classify a winnner? Length? Girth? Duration of ejaculation? Distance of ejaculation?
I may have considered this too much......
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You can't get rid of fat off one part of your body, it doesn't work like that. Ab crunches, sit ups.. all useless.
As West said, you have to create a deficit each day of 1000 calories to lose the weight from all over.
• 500 calories less through diet (that is not as tough as it sounds)
• 500 calories burnt through exercise (again, that's not a lot)
This will result in you losing 1/1.5 lbs a week.
Small but manageable - results in five to six weeks.
You could also just drag the mickey off yourself for a couple of hours a day like the others have suggested :D
Indeed - good point.
Now if it took off we could the have World Cup Wanking and go through Qualifiers ala the real world cup. 32 national wankers take part and try to claim the wanking title, of biggest wanker in the world
Maybe now I know why I never put on weight!! All those gym visits are paying off.
if masturbation did help you loose weight i would be like a skeleton now:eek::D:D