That's so cruel!!! Love it!!!
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Q: How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
A: Call her and tell her.
She said two wrongs don't make a right.
He said I know, look at your parents.
A couple were lying in bed after the first time they had sex.
He said, "Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you really badly."
She said, "Well, you succeeded."
A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."
The woman says, "I'll miss you.
"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
He said- "Shall we try swapping positions tonight?"
She said - "That's a good idea.! You stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and snore."
He said.. Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said.. I would, but you're never there.
He said : I think it time for bed
She said: don't forget to kiss the nice lady before you go to bed because to night she all mine
He said: good night