Have you ever stuck your dick in a hoover?

I've had a few girls give a bj like a hoover does that count ;)

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Originally Posted by dragonjay

I've had a few girls give a bj like a hoover does that count ;)

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no. unless you got stuck.

BTW I am sure your post attracted some girls too.
keep up the good work!

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Originally Posted by LuckyLu

no. unless you got stuck.

BTW I am sure your post attracted some girls too.
keep up the good work!

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Got you to reply lol and for getting stuck my lips are sealed on that one.

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Originally Posted by dragonjay

I've had a few girls give a bj like a hoover does that count ;)

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A bj is is the only way I would like to get my dick hoovered,

I'm going to be honest and say i have experimented with the hoover, henry was its name, but it was before i got to know chow mein...
I made the mistake of not letting some air in the hose and it nearly swallowed the lot including my balls only i got to the off switch in time

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Originally Posted by irishdeltaforce

Of course I have I was a teenager once and left alone. but it did not fit.

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Was the vacuum cleaner too small or your cock ? You did say you were young lak.

The hoover trick is VERY DANGEROUS as many men over the years have been seriously injured by this practice some have even lost their penis as a result.

DONT TRY IT

Can't say I have....

i have but i didnt get hard, quite sore actually when youre soft

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Originally Posted by DickCheese

Have you ever stuck your dick in a hoover? I have, it was nice, but a melon was better

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It beats as it sweeps as it cleans...................No thanks.