when the escort has to help you back on with your clothes or put your shoes on the right feet:(
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when the escort has to help you back on with your clothes or put your shoes on the right feet:(
When you have to pop one of these :Dhttps://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/i...EY3RmTXthCgcs6
You know you are old when you can cough, fart, sneeze and pee at the same time
When you hear your favourite music in the elevator on way up to escort.
When you tell the escort I wont see you now again till pension day
When you start shhluurring your words after only one pint.
When there is no such thing as an unattractive under 30 yr old.