A kick in the balls and a finger in the eye is a safer option then.
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A kick in the balls and a finger in the eye is a safer option then.
There of of course other legal sprays, that if you were to spray them in somebody's face would make it difficult for them to see, deoderant spray, hair spray or air freshner for example. I suggest Pine fragrance; it leaves a nice smell as well as blinding the b*****ds temporarily. Alternatively, use a personal alarm and deafen them. Just be sure to put cotten wool in your ears first. If we see a deaf and blind person on the streets, we'll know that Sexy Naomi was in action. lol :D
Actually quite funny!!! It's good to see you haven't lost your sense of humour .......... neither have I. ;)
And don't worry you won't have to use your pepper spray on me, I won't be in your place anytime soon ............... plus you really wouldn't want another client dying in your presense now would you!!! Once is a "mistake", twice could seem suspicious ............ it's good "to have a laugh"!!! :p
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Actually, it also applies to us clients, as Westside has the made the point better than I tried to. It amazes me when someone complains that their wife has found out and the marriage is over - yet no one forced them to pick up the phone.
and as I said before, for all the friendly joking on this site, it is a risky business for ALL involved, and sometimes you might get a rude reminder of that.