I smell a rat! Every time roxy gets a bad revue...que one or two NEW MEMBERS to say she's wonderful, sexy, not a granny.........whatever!
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I smell a rat! Every time roxy gets a bad revue...que one or two NEW MEMBERS to say she's wonderful, sexy, not a granny.........whatever!
C,mere roxy is a top girl with us boyz round co cavan. last week i was parading her dressed in her fetush gear, up cavan town main street sitting on the bonnet of my tractor on st paddies day. :eek: an all the oul dry crusty fannied spinsters were green with envy at the hot stuff i,d got meself :D AND we won the paddies day rosette for top attraction :cool: though i think roxy sitting on the judges face might have helped ;)
'cos she was with me on Paddy's Day in the Aughrim parade in the Wickla' mountains.
I had her in a pen with 20 other farmyard animals & had a competition for the children called "spot the Roxy". I had a busy day but managed to howld onto most of the poxy prizes, only 3 out of 54 who guessed got it right. The auld guy who had the most outrageous guess got to take Roxy home. I think she's still up in them there hills pulling a plough.
c,mere, you never lived up to ya promises neither ya ould geri-nymphomaniack :mad:
didnt i have to keep rubbing chicken soup on me cock to keep ya sucking on it :mad:
and your as dried up as an ould mastitus cow, cmere. sure i,d to use about a bucket of lard to lube you up enough to podger at you for a couple of hours :mad:
i,ll wheel ya out and throw ya on my manure pile ya smelly ould hag :D
up the farmers
Talk to the hand cause the pussy ain’t listening no mo bro :mad:. This ship has sailed and I prefer a nice firm oxtail to yo scawny little chicken. :mad::mad::mad:
not sure why i've gone getto btw :o