This was pointed out to me by a fellow member. I am just hoping that anyone out there with a good grasp of EL4U, or lucy with her language skills or better again Shirleyy with all of her fluencies could please translate this.
I speak a little to me is a beautiful sexy girl who knows how to give a stylish moment of silence if you're interested I rang to disappoint you more about myself when I will visit you'll find big kisses sweet jump from private numbers and sms will not be answere
(p.s. sorry buddy, I had to ask)
Can anyone translate this.....
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03-01-11, 02:16JAMESCORKCan anyone translate this.....
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03-01-11, 02:28Shirley JoyI do understand as much as u do..looooooooooooolQuote:
Originally Posted by JAMESCORK
I suppose she says:<<< she's a beautiful girl willing to offer u a "stylish" moment (editing kamasutra probably lol) u should ring her she'll dissapoint u (?!?!) u'll know more about her when u'll visit .. u should not call with privat no and no texts>>>
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03-01-11, 02:32NicoleQuote:
Originally Posted by JAMESCORK
Ok here is my translation: Person speaks a bit english, is beautiful and its better if you will meet right away without involving phone call cos you might be dissapointed. However once you meet person you will jump with happiness.
James I think you should go for it;) -
03-01-11, 02:35anon361Hi, Roxy here, give me a call but not from a private number :DQuote:
Originally Posted by JAMESCORK
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03-01-11, 02:43JAMESCORK
Well here is my slant on it....
I speak a little to me: I tend to talk to myself...
a beautiful sexy girl who knows how to give a stylish moment: I am an attractive young lady and can also offer tips on your wardrobe...
if you're interested I rang to disappoint you more about myself : If you do not like my profile now, wait till you ring me as you are going to be even more dissapointed....
when I will visit you'll find big kisses sweet : I do out calls and FK.
jump from private numbers and sms will not be answere: If you use a private number I am prone to leap around the room hence finding it dificult to respond by text. -
03-01-11, 08:49hornylimerickHere it is - "to tell you s little about myself, I'm a beautiful sexy girl who knows to show you a good time, if your call me if you interested, you wont be disappointed, I'll tell you more about myself when we meet, kisses xxx, phone calls from private numbers and text messages will not be answered"Quote:
Originally Posted by JAMESCORK
In fairness to her at least you know it's not an agency, but could the ad staff not have helped her out?? She probably used a translator like google translate, which never gets the grammar right. :) -
03-01-11, 10:02dave1dave
It's easy to translate this ..
Pretty schizophrenic, seeks mediation session with fashion guru. Please call me, but depending on which of my personalitys answers, it may get confusing.. -
03-01-11, 13:16googleplex
This is an object lesson on using an Iphone when driving on cobblestone road.
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03-01-11, 13:22Lucy ChambersA translation? Okie cokieQuote:
Originally Posted by JAMESCORK
Greetings
Let me tell you a bit about myself. I am a beautiful sexy girl who knows how to fill the silence in your heart. If you would like to know more about this, or indeed a little more about me, feel free to call me so that we may become better acquainted. Please only call from your number, and do not text, this is to make safety and security paramount.
Oh, and I am a very good jump.
Mwah..
The google translate team. -
03-01-11, 14:24carlos marvadoShe is a lady of few words or of limited vocabulary............she considers that a woman's natural beauty and style shines through when she keeps her mouth shut......despite her reticense to communicate, she would not like to disappoint anyone, and is therefore willing to tell those who ring her more about herself........she does outcalls which includes nice kissing (gfe).....if you attempt to communicate with her via sms or from a withheld number, she will revert back to silence......or she may even jump on your phone and break it for you. :D:D:DQuote:
Originally Posted by JAMESCORK
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03-01-11, 14:34googleplexI'd avoid if I were you, thats her introduction now but take a look at what it was beforeQuote:
Originally Posted by JAMESCORK
Sara, Kilkenny Female Independent Escort, profile on Escort Ireland
Hello my name is Sara and I'm new in town.
Looking for moments of relaxation and tranquility that I am a charming girl with all the qualities of a lady as sweet and loving ...
Coll me and enjoy, a wonderful time with me big kisses...
Sara xxx
Almost perfect apart from one or two mistakes but its a universe away from the rubbish on the new introduction. -
03-01-11, 14:39googleplex
Has two reviews from people with tattoo in the name a week apart and pos and each is first and only review and same city. What are the odds of that ?
Escort Reviews of Sara, Irish escort from Escort Ireland -
03-01-11, 14:46googleplex
avoid avoid avoid
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03-01-11, 15:13JAMESCORK
Ah lads... this was designed as a joke thread... there is no need to identify and cast judgement on the girl in question.
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03-01-11, 15:15OnlyMe
Absolutely terrible.
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03-01-11, 15:16JAMESCORKI am now ashamed...Quote:
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03-01-11, 15:17OnlyMeYou can't say that unless I threaten youQuote:
Originally Posted by JAMESCORK
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03-01-11, 15:18googleplexJokes are fine but when it leads to a discovery that someone may be being ripped of or taken for a fool by someone who once wrote better then the queens english and now writes like bobo the clown should be pointed out.Quote:
Originally Posted by JAMESCORK
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03-01-11, 15:21JAMESCORKThats fine Buddy... but please start your own thread and dont hijack mine...pretty please..Quote:
Originally Posted by googleplex
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03-01-11, 15:23JAMESCORKAre you provoking me Onlyme... I know where you live.. never forget that..Quote:
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03-01-11, 15:25OnlyMe
I'm going to stop posting here as the threads keep going off topic.
Too many trolls.
Where is Ray? -
03-01-11, 15:33googleplexHow the fuck did I hijack it ? You asked for a translation and I found an older introduction thats easier to understand and might help to translate the new one, call it the Rosetta intro if you will.Quote:
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03-01-11, 15:50vampirejackieGoogle, please curb your language.Quote:
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03-01-11, 16:02JAMESCORKAlright buddy... I’m not being aggressive and sorry if it seems that way. I think if you read the replies nobody really thought I wanted an actual translation; we just found the text humorous.Quote:
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No hard feelings Bud..
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03-01-11, 16:28vampirejackieI like sausages as well as balls! lolQuote:
Originally Posted by JAMESCORK
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03-01-11, 19:48googleplexOk and sorry and no hard feelings to Jamescork but I found it a bit much to be told I hijacked this when my posts were related to the op and the op himself has spent most of today posting off topic on a thread about someones real info and seen threads go off on crazy and stupid tangents 20 times a day or the same boring f$#kers arguing about sweet fa day and night for months. I am back at work tomorrow and dont think posting is for me, only gave it a go over festive season. Will stick to my reports and send them at lunch hour and after work like usual if they are of use to people.Quote:
Originally Posted by vampirejackie
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03-01-11, 19:51vampirejackieI understand, but you can air your opinion without using foul language :)Quote:
Originally Posted by googleplex
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03-01-11, 20:04Rayden
I love the broken English on the ladies profiles. Its so charming.:)
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03-01-11, 20:22googleplexsome of my best friends are f$@kers :)Quote:
Originally Posted by vampirejackie