anyone got a good joke or story - I need a lift!
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anyone got a good joke or story - I need a lift!
My oul lad once used flash wipes on his arse before thinking they were those Andrex fresh wipes, true as God
did you hear about the man who lost his left leg and arm?
He's alright now.
how many potatoes does it take to kill an irish man?
None
What you call a man with no arms or legs in a swimming pool
Bob
Hi all thanks for the replies from nice ones to fairly fucked up ones ! Any more?
bloke goes into bakery, asks how much are the Donuts. Two for a Euro the baker said...'how much is one '? One is 75c said the baker...the bloke said..'give me the other one so'....boom
I never get tired of this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNQRqAoT-2c
An attractive blonde from Ireland arrived at the casino.
She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand dollars in a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."
with that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled,
"Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed.
"Yes! Yes! I won, I won!" She hugged each of the dealers, picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered,
"I don't know - I thought you were watching."
MORAL OF THE STORY
Not all Irish are drunks, not all blondes are dumb,
..... but all men...are men!
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