A Midget Appointment took place today in NYC. He saw me last year, and saw one of my friends today, and here is the interesting conversation that took place thru text messages today lol :p
Just before he arrives:
Me: He said he has a surprise for you but wont tell me what
Her: ???
She texts me just after he arrives:
Her: He is wearing a green leprechaun costume!!! omg
Me: Yikes! Well, he did say he tries to make the most out of his circumstances
Her: He might need a stool2 reach the sink!
Me: Have fun ;-)..
Her after a half hour: He gone. It was just weird being fucked by a midget.
Me: So how was your midget love today? :-()''''
Her: Well his face told me he was over 30, but for such a midget, he had a heck of a cock!
Me: LOL I know crazy big cock for such a wee person :-)
Her: He was a nice genuine person but could not take his dirty talk seriously.
Me: Last year, when he did me in missionary position, his feet stopped at my knees.
Her: Just felt so sorry for him but at least he is blessed in other places :) bet he was so glad when THAT grew bigger!
This one's for NAOMI
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10-03-09, 07:05DollyDarlingThis one's for NAOMI
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10-03-09, 08:13LLAMEDOSHow "Low" can one get ?A feckin sad escort named "Dolly"Quote:
Originally Posted by DollyDarling
will shag anything just for the "Lolly"
a "Midget" came a knocking,
the scenario is quite shocking,
and the outcome being purely a "Folly" ! -
10-03-09, 08:16DollyDarlingHe wasnt an "anything"
He was a horny man with needs just like all men have. A horny man is a horny man. An escort is an escort. And I'm not sad - Im a Jolly Dolly
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10-03-09, 08:55LLAMEDOSJoke !Good Golly,Dear Dolly,please dont take offence,tis just a lighthearted Limerick carriedQuote:
Originally Posted by DollyDarling
over from Mr.P.Pussy Eater`s thread ! ---- you remain "jolly".
Two midgets picked up a pair of "hookers" in a hotel bar and returned to their suite for some "action".
The first midget could`nt manage an erection no matter how hard his lady-friend tried to stimulate him,--- his state of depression was further exasperated when he heard coming from his mates room -- ONE,TWO ,THREE -- AAAHH,-- ONE,TWO,THREE --- AAHH going on
for an eternity.
In the morning the two "little fellers" met for breakfast - "How was your night?" asked one.
"I could`nt rise to the occasion" came the reply,"I was so frustrated" -----
"Frustrated ?,FRUSTRATED ?" said the second Midget, "I could`nt even get on the
fecking bed".--- ha ha ! -
10-03-09, 09:01DollyDarlinghehe
I just saw the limerick thread lol
Jolly Dolly
Loves her Lolly
Big, Small, Short or Tall
This horny Dolly sure loves them all!
Why else would Dolly be soooo Jolly? -
10-03-09, 09:38TheNads
There once was a lady named Dotty
She had no time for jerks who were snotty
She serviced New York
She had a hankering for pork
When she came it was wild & frothy. -
10-03-09, 17:33DollyDarlingYikes!
Poor Dotty! I sure am glad she's of no relation to me!
Foamy cum must not be the nicest sorta thing for a guy to lick on.
Glad mine is fresh and sweet like honey :)
You seeing Dotty anytime soon? If so, tell her Dolly recommends she turn vegetarian.
Love ya Nads! x Dolly