The march of medical science continues.
It seems that in a few years we will be able to get a penis transplant!
Purely for cosmetic reasons!
Yes, according to something I seen a in flight journal, we will soon have a choice as to what type of penis we want, reminds me of those adverts for hair transplants you see in some of the Sunday papers -
you see a picture of a unhappy looking guy, with receding hairline, then he goes for the transplant and Hey Presco- he has a full head of thick black hair, a big smile on his face, and some blond 20 something bimbo running her fingers through his new pride and joy - ("Hey keep your hands off my new hair, you stupid bitch!").
So there you have it my fellow punters- soon you will be able to get a new cock, do you have a cock just 8 inches long? - no problem, get one 12 inches long!!!!!
Remember all those times your girlfriend/wife laughed at your manhood- no more of that!
Remember all those escorts who also laughed at it? no more of that either!
Remember all those times you were changing in the gym, and you couldnt help but notice all the other guys around you had penises that looked fucking Huge compared to yours? no more of that fucking either!
So in 2010 you go off and get a "13 incher" transplanted onto yourself (cost 8000euro but who cares) then you decide to go to give it a workout. You go to see the escort who once laughed at your puny 6 incher, the same tiny cock which your ex wife also laughed at . . . . . there you go into the bedroom, your new monster cock dangling way ahead of you, and the wide eyed escort already eagerly applying saliva to her pussy . . . . .:cool:
Penis Transplant ?
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26-08-09, 17:48Dick SpunkPenis Transplant ?
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26-08-09, 18:56WestsidexSorry to hear Dick
Hope all goes well with you op and heres hoping for a few inches.
Best of luck Dick,
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26-08-09, 21:06Alec Horan
I would like about 3 meself.
You know like for back up and threesomes and stuff like.
Mind you I would probably have get all me trousers tailor made in future......... -
26-08-09, 21:10labratd22Tailor asks "which side do you hang Sir?"Quote:
Originally Posted by alechoran
You reply " both and the middle"