The Good Smarathon something dosent smell wright ? .... Joke :)

Man was driving his Jag. X series to London from Birmingham when he felt sorry for this Scruffy looking man thumbing on the motorway so he pulls in to give him a lift, along the way as they talked the Driver got this terrible smell of S..t & said to Ur man “did U step or S..t on Ur self” ? The scruffy man said “Noooo no I didn’t do either” ... the driver was mystified as after a few miles further the S..t smell was worse & he said “are U absolutely sure U didn’t S..t Ur self” the scruffy man said “No No” ... so after a few more mile the driver was chocking & felt like vomiting so he pulled into a “Lay-By” & said to the Scruffy dude “Now look here my good man I know the smell of S..t & tell me the truth DID U S..T on Ur self” .... The scruffy man replied “Noooo Noooo Weeellll Noooo not today anyway ... I think” ... :D